Th155/Yukari & Reimu's Scenario English

Stage 1

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Joon	I'm looking forward to tonight's concert too! We'll take as much as we want from this audience!
Shion	Hey, Joon, isn't it about time you gave me my cut?
Joon	What? But if I gave it to you, you'd just lose it right away. Let me handle the cash.
Shion	But you just spend it all right away! Either way it never gets to me!
Joon	If we run out then we just take more. That's what it means to have a fountain of wealth.
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> Well, I guess. Let's rake it in tonight.
Joon	<balloon$a11x2> Ah, someone showed up.
Yukari	<balloon$a08x2> That's far enough.
Yukari	Poverty god Shion and plague god Joon, this mischief has gone on a little too long.
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> What's with you? The concert's about to start, so stay out of our way.
Yukari	Hee hee. I'm so giddy. I finally get to punish you two.
Joon	Geez, what's your problem? Fine fine, we're the masterminds of the Perfect Possession Incident.
Joon	I'm sure you've heard the rumors that it's completely impossible to beat us?
Yukari	<balloon$a11x3> But you never know until you try, right?
Yukari	I'm plenty strong by myself, but I brought the ultimate supporter.
Yukari	Once it's her turn, the incident is as good as resolved.
Shion	Hey, Joon. The small fry just keeps going on and on. It just never ends. Is this my bad luck?
Joon	It's so pitiful I can't bear to watch. Doesn't seem like she even has any luck for me to drain.
Joon	Maybe you'd be happier slipping into the crowd and then, I dunno, dropping dead?
Yukari	Ha... People born to be hated like you don't know even know what true happiness is.
Yukari	You've never known happiness, so your personalities have become twisted.
Yukari	<balloon$b11x2> But rejoice!
Yukari	<balloon$b11x3> I'll grant you the happiness they call a total loss.
Yukari	<balloon$a08x2> What joy!
Yukari	It's time to begin the special concert that will change your lives!
	⧼lose⧽
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> Okay, now she's too pitiful for me to watch either.
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Joon	Tee hee hee. Judging from how you talk, I'm guessing you have some skill.
Joon	<balloon$a11x3> But it's right about time for playtime to end!
Yukari	Here we go... Are you ready, Reimu?
Reimu	I still don't quite get it, but leave it to me!
Joon	<balloon$c15x3> Your fate has been decided just now! You've already lost!
Joon	Possession Exchange 'Absolute Loser'!

Stage 2

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Shion	All right, you're possessed! Now Joon's victory is assured!
Shion	<balloon$b11x2> ...Wait, Joon? Where'd you go?
Reimu	Oh... so that's what it was.
Reimu	Yukari's explanation gave me no clue what was going to happen.
Shion	<balloon$a15x2> Y-You! How are you moving freely?!
Shion	You were supposed to become Joon's slave and have your freedom taken away...
Reimu	True, you have the power to guarantee defeat for anyone you possess...
Reimu	And your sister, the plague god, can switch slaves, forcing you on someone else...
Reimu	In other words, you can force defeat on any opponent. Absolutely.
Reimu	<balloon$a11x3> You really are the worst, most disastrous combo.
Reimu	<balloon$a11x3> But you were no match for two truly strong people.
Shion	<balloon$c15x3> You were supposed to lose control of your body when you possessed Joon...
Shion	<balloon$a15x2> But how?! How are you still moving?
Reimu	<balloon$a11x3> Look closely. You're the master now.
Shion	<balloon$a05x2> Eh?
Reimu	<balloon$a11x3> And I'm a master too. Yukari flipped the border of master and slave.
Reimu	So the partners who were switched were Yukari and your sister.
Joon	<balloon$b11x2> Dammit! It was a trap!
Joon	I'm the enemy's slave now!
Shion	<balloon$a05x2> What?!
Shion	<balloon$b15x3> So I'm not possessing Yukari then...? Wait, then my slave must be-
Yukari	Right answer! Like this, both your power as a poverty god and her power as a plague god are meaningless.
Yukari	Now Reimu, I won't be able to offer you any more assistance. Take care of this poverty god.
Shion	They switched the master and slave? They can do that? There's someone who can do that?!
Joon	<balloon$c15x3> Ah, we're done for! There's no way you can win on your own, sis!
Joon	You're totally useless in battle! You're just a gloomy, poor, smelly, miser who can't do anything on her own!
Joon	All you ever do is complain! There's not a single good thing about you! And now you're on your own!
Joon	I mean, you're a god of poverty who's never experienced victory even once.
Joon	In a one-on-one fight with the goddamned incident-resolving shrine maiden!?
Joon	<balloon$c11x2> It's over! We lost!
Reimu	<balloon$a11x3> Okay okay, that's enough of the harsh farewell.
Reimu	Now, all I have to do is beat this small fry poverty god whose only power is to make people lose.
Shion	<balloon$c11x2> Joon... All of you...
Shion	<balloon$b15x3> Even if everyone's always looking down on me, you didn't have to go that far!
Shion	<balloon$a15x2> My name is Shion Yorigami!
Shion	I'm a poverty god who brings bad luck even to crying children!
Reimu	<balloon$a15x2> Wh-What an incredible negative aura!
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> I've never been serious about this until now.
Shion	<balloon$b15x3> If I let it all out, everyone will be unfortunate, including me!
Shion	But I've had enough. Who cares about winning or losing?
Shion	<balloon$c11x2> When I'm done here, we'll all be losers.
Shion	<balloon$b11x2> The shrine maiden, me, and you too, Joon!
Reimu	<balloon$c15x3> This negative aura makes the plague god seem like nothing!
Reimu	Did our plan fail when we put the poverty god in center stage?!
Shion	<balloon$a11x3> No one wins. No one finds happiness.
Shion	<balloon$b15x3> I'll show you a world where we all suffer together!
Reimu	<balloon$b15x3> If I get swallowed up by this, I'll lose for no reason!
Reimu	<balloon$b15x3> Pull yourself together! I'm the incident-resolving shrine maiden!
Shion	The plague and poverty gods were the worst, most disastrous combo?
Shion	<balloon$b11x2> Don't make me laugh!
Shion	I was the worst and most disastrous all on my own! I am the god of poverty, Shion Yorigami!
Shion	<balloon$b11x2> Die cowering before poverty!
	⧼lose⧽
	⧼demo_1⧽
Shion	<balloon$b11x2> Uwaaaa!
Reimu	What is this?! The atmosphere turned different all of a sudden!
Shion	<balloon$c11x2> My entire pent-up aura is flowing out!
Reimu	<balloon$a11x3> So you've been hiding that glaring aura under the negative one all along!
Shion	<balloon$b15x3> I don't care anymore! I'm not going to hold anything back!
Reimu	<balloon$b15x3> By your grace, my power is flowing like the endless tide!
Reimu	<balloon$b15x3> Now victory is in my hands! It's just like I thought. You lost to your own ability!
	⧼win⧽