Because I, gray person needed to get onto this at some point... Maybe... Or to just get some ideas out of my head.
Tan 1
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st01b.msg.jdiff
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Cirno
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#0@34Yeah man.
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Cirno
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#0@42I got this sick tan that's giving all this Summer Energy™.
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Eternity Larva enters
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Eternity
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#0@110SO HOT I CAN FEEL MY
SOUL BURNING!
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<Boss title>
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Eternity
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#0@148Oh wow Churno you gut a sick tan.
And I thought you'd melt away in all this heat.
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Cirno
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#0@156Bruh when your chill af like me you don't
even have the right to just water.
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Eternity
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#0@164Well I'm the stage 1 boss so in the spirit of summer
and for the sake of having a fight...
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♪ (untranslated)
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Both
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#0@172AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Eternity Larva defeated
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Cirno
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#1@34AAAAAAA- I take this scream off!
Heck ye!
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Eternity
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#1@42But I was saying more A's than you
ever where Cherno.
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Cirno
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#1@50Well quite frankly you weren't taking
enough Summer Energy™ to yell your loudest.
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Cirno
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#1@58I'm gonna go rule this effin place now.
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Eternity
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#1@66If you're going to take over Gensokyo can I
perhaps be vice ruler?
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Cirno
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#1@74The tan says no!
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Tan 2
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st02b.msg.jdiff
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Nemuno
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#0@34Whatdawhosit-
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Nemuno
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#0@42GIT UFF UF MAH LAWN
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Cirno
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#0@50Nah dude.
I'm enjoyin' my Summer Energy™.
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Cirno
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#0@58That and this lawn will probably
become my property as soon as I take over.
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<Boss title>
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Nemuno
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#0@66U kids n' ur takn ovr the wurld
thinkn u own evrythin'
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Nemuno
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#0@74Nau go on n' git befur I go
do sumthin' nasty to ye!
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Cirno
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#0@82Don't be rippin' into me like that
with your cut off style of talking!
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Cirno
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#0@90Also I'm friggin 60 so I'm no runt!
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♪ KNIVES! (not again)
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Nemuno
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#0@98Muthrfuckr ye relly wunt som?
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Nemuno
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#0@106A'ight then bout time anywey!
I CUT YOU!
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Nemuno Sakata defeated
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Nemuno
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#1@34CRIMMINY u'er nut lik
must uf them uther feries
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Cirno
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#1@42I'd make a reference to a strongest meme here
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Cirno
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#1@50But I've ascended far beyond that
and now I fully embrace the Summer Energy™.
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Nemuno
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#1@58Ye high rite nao?
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Nemuno
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#1@66It's nao fall ye 9 bit
dult, is ye brain that ice culd?
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Cirno
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#1@74My brain? Maybe.
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Cirno
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#1@82But FUCK you're right
I'm not feeling so much Summer Energy™ no more!
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Cirno
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#1@90Also what the heck I thought we
weren't going to do cliche jokes for me?
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Nemuno
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#1@98Wut cliche joke? I just picked a
numbe' and dicided to use et.
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Nemuno
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#1@106Pur'ly coincedentl. I meen I culd've
gone nd used 6 but yu dun louk lik' that
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Cirno
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#1@114Perhaps I should go to the next stage before
old memes and jagged English end up killing me.
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Tan 3
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st03b.msg.jdiff
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Cirno
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#0@34Pfft these leaves are pink.
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Aunn Komano enters
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Aunn
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#0@102You drunk?
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<Boss title>
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Aunn
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#0@140Because quite frankly it's
a cherry petal you dip.
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Cirno
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#0@148Whalecum! also you guys are the gayest.
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Cirno
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#0@156SPRING ENERGY©?!
The fuck is going on today?!
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Aunn
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#0@164Do you really call all the
seasons as if it were a sports drink?
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Cirno
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#0@172It's the tan that compels me!
In fact I'm still getting Summer Energy™ from it.
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Cirno
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#0@180But holy shit this is like that
SWR thing all over again but with seasons.
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Aunn
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#0@188Wait how do you even know
about what happened in that game.
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Cirno
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#0@196Lemme remember...
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Cirno
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#0@204OH YEAH Soku is a thing and I'm like
the most top tier character in that game.
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Aunn
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#0@212Last I checked you're pretty close to
the bottom of that list.
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♪ a pair of divine breasts
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Aunn
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#0@220Now I think it's best you leave
or I'm going to bite you sun tanned butt!
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Aunn
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#0@228OUT OUT AWO AWO!
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Aunn Komano defeated
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Aunn
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#1@34Brr-!
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Aunn
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#1@42H-how d-did you e-even win after
b-being c-compared to S-S-Soku?
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Cirno
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#1@50Bitch if I can beat out Yukari and
Okuu in most cases I can beat out anyone.
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Aunn
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#1@58BRRRRRRR.
Okay no longer cold now.
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Aunn
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#1@66Also rude! Though I mean I am a bitch
I'm not that kind of bitch!
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Cirno
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#1@74Wait so now you're calling yourself
a bitch?
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Aunn
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#1@82No I-
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Cirno
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#1@90HAHAHAHAHA YOU CALLED YOURSELF
A BITCH THAT'S GOLDEN.
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Cirno
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#1@98Well anyway might go over to that
winter stage now.
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Aunn
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#1@106WAIT no I'm not done talking to
you-!
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Aunn
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#1@114Oh damn it she's gone and she's going
to spam her summer whatever's everywhere.
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Aunn
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#1@122Well I suppose for the sake of doing a reference
to the real script and that Under... Dunder thing.
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Aunn
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#1@130u maybe are not gonna like what happens
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Tan 4
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st04b.msg.jdiff
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Mai
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#0@104Yo sick tan Faggot, Sup nibba
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Cirno
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#0@112Ayy, so u are the sl00t of today?
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Cirno
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#0@120I will rape you then
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Mai
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#0@128Lol no u
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Mai
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#0@136I'm going to make you my own sl00t like the other green hair faget
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Narumi Yatadera enters
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Narumi
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#0@204Did sumone say sex with sl00ts?
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<Boss title>
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Narumi
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#0@242Boi, im really hot right now, I want it
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Narumi
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#0@250I want the ass of that tanned nibba Fairy
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Mai
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#0@258Lol ok, have fun raping yourselves crazy gay fags
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Mai Teireida exits
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Mai
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#0@266Bye bitches
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Cirno
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#0@390Lol, what a Crazy Pole Fag
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Cirno
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#0@398But I got an extra thicc ass to fuck now, so no problem
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Narumi
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#0@406and your tan makes this forest even more hot
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Narumi
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#0@414But this forest is of the hella gay mag00cian so fuck off
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Cirno
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#0@4222 scared, PADS bitch?
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Narumi
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#0@430Stfu I dont have pads like the gay maid, and the forest of the gay mag00cian is lurking over us to see nice and good bentai of us 2
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Cirno
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#0@438um wtf
anywaYSSSS......
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Cirno
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#0@446i got Winter Energy™
and that shit makes me CRAZE
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Cirno
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#0@454so u lose
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♪ (untranslated)
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Narumi
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#0@462bitch we didnt start omfg
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Narumi
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#0@470so...
do u wanna have sEXX???????
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Narumi
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#0@478if not go fukin die m8
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Narumi Yatadera defeated
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Narumi
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#1@34wtf
how did a fary resis old spice
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Cirno
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#1@42Winter Energy™
it can resist anyting
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Narumi
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#1@50oh
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Narumi
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#1@58how u get that energy tho
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Narumi
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#1@66only ⑨s can get powah
like tat
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Cirno
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#1@74eye am a ⑨
B A K A
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Narumi
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#1@82why u call me baka, B A K A
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Narumi
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#1@90ugh i hate debates
with faries
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Narumi
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#1@98but faries arent powerful
liek u
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Cirno
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#1@106wut bicth?
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Narumi
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#1@114idk
u too strong to be cannon
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Narumi
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#1@122but u got a dor on ur back
i wan 1
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Cirno
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#1@130a wut?
aaAAAAHHHH
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Narumi
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#1@138o shit she gone
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Narumi
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#1@146uhhhh
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Narumi
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#1@154im not a retarded neet now!
holy fuk thx zun
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baka land
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st05b.msg.jdiff
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Cirno
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#0@104my Winter Energy™ is gone
NOOOOOOO!
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Mai
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#0@112wtf is going on?
oh its u
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Mai
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#0@120did da baka beat the neet?
holy fukin shit churno 2 strong in 2hu
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Cirno
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#0@128dam rite
but who tf are u?
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Mai
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#0@136da fuq
its fary wars all over again
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Satono Nishida enters
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Satono
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#0@238wtf mai
y a fukin fary at da strip club?
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Satono
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#0@246faries don have munz
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Mai
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#0@254i wanz jizzo
but her bitch ass wasnt powahful
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Mai
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#0@262tbh churno is strong tbh
saw her in fary wars?
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Cirno
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#0@270wut
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Cirno
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#0@278r u stalkin meh?
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<Boss title>
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Mai
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#0@286yeah...?
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Satono
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#0@294holy fuk mai
is that ur "secrat affairs"
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♪ bamboo stick girls
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Mai
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#0@302faries get me hornty
itz how i do my dances
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Satono
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#0@310imma beat her up now cuz of dis
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Satono
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#0@318sure
dere are many faries ou there
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Cirno
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#0@326u cant baet meh
eye got Door Energy™
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Mai
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#0@334so a fary got energy from these fukin doors?
oh dam
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Mai
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#0@342we will gladly give you...
BULLSHIT DANCES
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Satono Nishida and Mai Teireida defeated
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Cirno
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#1@34i still got Door Energy™
wanna die nao
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Mai
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#1@42we cant die
also u changed da wae u say "I"??
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Satono
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#1@50o fuk that is inexcusable
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Mai
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#1@58gtfo u can see our mastah
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Cirno
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#1@66are fukin kidding me
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Mai
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#1@74u aint strong as fary wars
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Satono
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#1@82in fary wars u freeze the fUCKIN BULLETS
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Cirno
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#1@90wtf is a fary war?
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Cirno
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#1@98anyways i gonna go anyway
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Mai
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#1@106wut no bicth
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Satono
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#1@114ur power was made by mastah's wed
u aint that strong rn
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Satono
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#1@122our bullshit dances are just simple dances
u aint ready for marisa ex mode churno
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Cirno
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#1@130r u fukin baka
i can baet ur powerful ass
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Cirno
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#1@138i can frez bulets
plz notice me striperz
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Satono
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#1@146stfu fary
im on da phone
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Satono
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#1@154....no we want mickey d's
....idc, but get mai chicken nugets.
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Mai
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#1@162wut she want?
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Satono
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#1@170we going to MICKEY DSSSS
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Satono
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#1@178AND WE AINT ORDERING ON THE DOLLAH MENU
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Mai
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#1@186OH SHIT
WE GOTTA GO NOW
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Cirno
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#1@198i want micky d 2!
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Cirno
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#1@206i got othah plans tho...
umm
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Cirno
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#1@214ZUN GOD WUT DO I DO
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Cirno
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#1@222(*Listens to the demons yelling at her*)
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Cirno
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#1@230ok
i go to the dark plaec
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baka finale
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st06b.msg.jdiff
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Cirno
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#0@34wtf is dis shit
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Cirno
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#0@42dat was the easiest staeg 6...
like ever
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Cirno
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#0@50ima quit da gaem
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Okina Matara enters
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Okina
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#0@118y was clownpiss at mcronalds?
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Okina
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#0@156o shit a fukin fary?
how u get here?
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Cirno
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#0@164OMGOMG A GOD
NOTICE MEH
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Cirno
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#0@172BATTLE ME
EYE DA STRONGEST
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Okina
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#0@180no u fukin not
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Okina
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#0@188ur wed powah...
its fukin wit u
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Okina
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#0@196ur even turnin into chiken nugets...
mmMMMMMM
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Cirno
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#0@204uh wtf no
i ate 2 much taco bell
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<Boss title>
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Okina
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#0@212we don have tacobell in gensoko
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Okina
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#0@220ZUN jus draw u like that
cuz u look weird without tan
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Okina
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#0@228and i gave u wed powers
and my wed powers are op
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Okina
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#0@236ill get my striperz to fuk u up
and get my wed out of u
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Okina
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#0@244ur skin will stay the saem
but u wont be MC no more
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Cirno
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#0@252idc about MC but these aer my powers BAKA!
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Okina
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#0@260oh shit u make bad 2hu jokes
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Okina
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#0@268my wed powers took it 2 far
i have to fuk u up
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Cirno
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#0@276What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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Cirno
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#0@284i have Door Energy™
an u cant beat Door Energy™
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♪ (untranslated)
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Okina
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#0@292did u just say the navy seal copypasta...
WORD BY WORD?
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Okina
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#0@300im interested
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Okina
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#0@308tacobell churno will go down...
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Okina
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#0@316i will use my wed powers
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Okina
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#0@324and get those Door Energy™ shit of urs
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Okina
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#0@332SHOW ME WHAT A MEME FARY CAN DO
THAT ISNT BETER DAN CLOWNPISS
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Okina Matara defeated
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