Chiurno's completely zan'd adventure

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Because I, gray person needed to get onto this at some point... Maybe... Or to just get some ideas out of my head.

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Tan 1

Cirno

#0@34Yeah man.

Cirno

#0@42I got this sick tan that's giving all this Summer Energy™.

Eternity Larva enters

Eternity

#0@110SO HOT I CAN FEEL MY SOUL BURNING!

<Boss title>

Eternity

#0@148Oh wow Churno you gut a sick tan. And I thought you'd melt away in all this heat.

Cirno

#0@156Bruh when your chill af like me you don't even have the right to just water.

Eternity

#0@164Well I'm the stage 1 boss so in the spirit of summer and for the sake of having a fight...

tdb:th16 03/en-lol

Eternity

#0@172AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Eternity Larva defeated

Cirno

#1@34AAAAAAA- I take this scream off! Heck ye!

Eternity

#1@42But I was saying more A's than you ever where Cherno.

Cirno

#1@50Well quite frankly you weren't taking enough Summer Energy™ to yell your loudest.

Cirno

#1@58I'm gonna go rule this effin place now.

Eternity

#1@66If you're going to take over Gensokyo can I perhaps be vice ruler?

Cirno

#1@74The tan says no!

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Tan 2

Nemuno

#0@34Whatdawhosit-

Nemuno

#0@42GIT UFF UF MAH LAWN

Cirno

#0@50Nah dude. I'm enjoyin' my Summer Energy™.

Cirno

#0@58That and this lawn will probably become my property as soon as I take over.

<Boss title>

Nemuno

#0@66U kids n' ur takn ovr the wurld thinkn u own evrythin'

Nemuno

#0@74Nau go on n' git befur I go do sumthin' nasty to ye!

Cirno

#0@82Don't be rippin' into me like that with your cut off style of talking!

Cirno

#0@90Also I'm friggin 60 so I'm no runt!

tdb:th16 05/en-lol

Nemuno

#0@98Muthrfuckr ye relly wunt som?

Nemuno

#0@106A'ight then bout time anywey! I CUT YOU!

Nemuno Sakata defeated

Nemuno

#1@34CRIMMINY u'er nut lik must uf them uther feries

Cirno

#1@42I'd make a reference to a strongest meme here

Cirno

#1@50But I've ascended far beyond that and now I fully embrace the Summer Energy™.

Nemuno

#1@58Ye high rite nao?

Nemuno

#1@66It's nao fall ye 9 bit dult, is ye brain that ice culd?

Cirno

#1@74My brain? Maybe.

Cirno

#1@82But FUCK you're right I'm not feeling so much Summer Energy™ no more!

Cirno

#1@90Also what the heck I thought we weren't going to do cliche jokes for me?

Nemuno

#1@98Wut cliche joke? I just picked a numbe' and dicided to use et.

Nemuno

#1@106Pur'ly coincedentl. I meen I culd've gone nd used 6 but yu dun louk lik' that

Cirno

#1@114Perhaps I should go to the next stage before old memes and jagged English end up killing me.

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Tan 3

Cirno

#0@34Pfft these leaves are pink.

Aunn Komano enters

Aunn

#0@102You drunk?

<Boss title>

Aunn

#0@140Because quite frankly it's a cherry petal you dip.

Cirno

#0@148Whalecum! also you guys are the gayest.

Cirno

#0@156SPRING ENERGY©?! The fuck is going on today?!

Aunn

#0@164Do you really call all the seasons as if it were a sports drink?

Cirno

#0@172It's the tan that compels me! In fact I'm still getting Summer Energy™ from it.

Cirno

#0@180But holy shit this is like that SWR thing all over again but with seasons.

Aunn

#0@188Wait how do you even know about what happened in that game.

Cirno

#0@196Lemme remember...

Cirno

#0@204OH YEAH Soku is a thing and I'm like the most top tier character in that game.

Aunn

#0@212Last I checked you're pretty close to the bottom of that list.

♪ a pair of divine breasts

Aunn

#0@220Now I think it's best you leave or I'm going to bite you sun tanned butt!

Aunn

#0@228OUT OUT AWO AWO!

Aunn Komano defeated

Aunn

#1@34Brr-!

Aunn

#1@42H-how d-did you e-even win after b-being c-compared to S-S-Soku?

Cirno

#1@50Bitch if I can beat out Yukari and Okuu in most cases I can beat out anyone.

Aunn

#1@58BRRRRRRR. Okay no longer cold now.

Aunn

#1@66Also rude! Though I mean I am a bitch I'm not that kind of bitch!

Cirno

#1@74Wait so now you're calling yourself a bitch?

Aunn

#1@82No I-

Cirno

#1@90HAHAHAHAHA YOU CALLED YOURSELF A BITCH THAT'S GOLDEN.

Cirno

#1@98Well anyway might go over to that winter stage now.

Aunn

#1@106WAIT no I'm not done talking to you-!

Aunn

#1@114Oh damn it she's gone and she's going to spam her summer whatever's everywhere.

Aunn

#1@122Well I suppose for the sake of doing a reference to the real script and that Under... Dunder thing.

Aunn

#1@130u maybe are not gonna like what happens

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Tan 4

Mai

#0@104Yo sick tan Faggot, Sup nibba

Cirno

#0@112Ayy, so u are the sl00t of today?

Cirno

#0@120I will rape you then

Mai

#0@128Lol no u

Mai

#0@136I'm going to make you my own sl00t like the other green hair faget

Narumi Yatadera enters

Narumi

#0@204Did sumone say sex with sl00ts?

<Boss title>

Narumi

#0@242Boi, im really hot right now, I want it

Narumi

#0@250I want the ass of that tanned nibba Fairy

Mai

#0@258Lol ok, have fun raping yourselves crazy gay fags

Mai

#0@266Bye bitches

Cirno

#0@390Lol, what a Crazy Pole Fag

Cirno

#0@398But I got an extra thicc ass to fuck now, so no problem

Narumi

#0@406and your tan makes this forest even more hot

Narumi

#0@414But this forest is of the hella gay mag00cian so fuck off

Cirno

#0@4222 scared, PADS bitch?

Narumi

#0@430Stfu I dont have pads like the gay maid, and the forest of the gay mag00cian is lurking over us to see nice and good bentai of us 2

Cirno

#0@438um wtf anywaYSSSS......

Cirno

#0@446i got Winter Energy™ and that shit makes me CRAZE

Cirno

#0@454so u lose

tdb:th16 09/en-lol

Narumi

#0@462bitch we didnt start omfg

Narumi

#0@470so... do u wanna have sEXX???????

Narumi

#0@478if not go fukin die m8

Narumi Yatadera defeated

Narumi

#1@34wtf how did a fary resis old spice

Cirno

#1@42Winter Energy™ it can resist anyting

Narumi

#1@50oh

Narumi

#1@58how u get that energy tho

Narumi

#1@66only ⑨s can get powah like tat

Cirno

#1@74eye am a ⑨ B A K A

Narumi

#1@82why u call me baka, B A K A

Narumi

#1@90ugh i hate debates with faries

Narumi

#1@98but faries arent powerful liek u

Cirno

#1@106wut bicth?

Narumi

#1@114idk u too strong to be cannon

Narumi

#1@122but u got a dor on ur back i wan 1

Cirno

#1@130a wut? aaAAAAHHHH

Narumi

#1@138o shit she gone

Narumi

#1@146uhhhh

Narumi

#1@154im not a retarded neet now! holy fuk thx zun

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baka land

Cirno

#0@104my Winter Energy™ is gone NOOOOOOO!

Mai

#0@112wtf is going on? oh its u

Mai

#0@120did da baka beat the neet? holy fukin shit churno 2 strong in 2hu

Cirno

#0@128dam rite but who tf are u?

Mai

#0@136da fuq its fary wars all over again

Satono Nishida enters

Satono

#0@238wtf mai y a fukin fary at da strip club?

Satono

#0@246faries don have munz

Mai

#0@254i wanz jizzo but her bitch ass wasnt powahful

Mai

#0@262tbh churno is strong tbh saw her in fary wars?

Cirno

#0@270wut

Cirno

#0@278r u stalkin meh?

<Boss title>

Mai

#0@286yeah...?

Satono

#0@294holy fuk mai is that ur "secrat affairs"

♪ bamboo stick girls

Mai

#0@302faries get me hornty itz how i do my dances

Satono

#0@310imma beat her up now cuz of dis

Satono

#0@318sure dere are many faries ou there

Cirno

#0@326u cant baet meh eye got Door Energy™

Mai

#0@334so a fary got energy from these fukin doors? oh dam

Mai

#0@342we will gladly give you... BULLSHIT DANCES

Satono Nishida and Mai Teireida defeated

Cirno

#1@34i still got Door Energy™ wanna die nao

Mai

#1@42we cant die also u changed da wae u say "I"??

Satono

#1@50o fuk that is inexcusable

Mai

#1@58gtfo u can see our mastah

Cirno

#1@66are fukin kidding me

Mai

#1@74u aint strong as fary wars

Satono

#1@82in fary wars u freeze the fUCKIN BULLETS

Cirno

#1@90wtf is a fary war?

Cirno

#1@98anyways i gonna go anyway

Mai

#1@106wut no bicth

Satono

#1@114ur power was made by mastah's wed u aint that strong rn

Satono

#1@122our bullshit dances are just simple dances u aint ready for marisa ex mode churno

Cirno

#1@130r u fukin baka i can baet ur powerful ass

Cirno

#1@138i can frez bulets plz notice me striperz

Satono

#1@146stfu fary im on da phone

Satono

#1@154....no we want mickey d's ....idc, but get mai chicken nugets.

Mai

#1@162wut she want?

Satono

#1@170we going to MICKEY DSSSS

Satono

#1@178AND WE AINT ORDERING ON THE DOLLAH MENU

Mai

#1@186OH SHIT WE GOTTA GO NOW

Cirno

#1@198i want micky d 2!

Cirno

#1@206i got othah plans tho... umm

Cirno

#1@214ZUN GOD WUT DO I DO

Cirno

#1@222(*Listens to the demons yelling at her*)

Cirno

#1@230ok i go to the dark plaec

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baka finale

Cirno

#0@34wtf is dis shit

Cirno

#0@42dat was the easiest staeg 6... like ever

Cirno

#0@50ima quit da gaem

Okina Matara enters

Okina

#0@118y was clownpiss at mcronalds?

Okina

#0@156o shit a fukin fary? how u get here?

Cirno

#0@164OMGOMG A GOD NOTICE MEH

Cirno

#0@172BATTLE ME EYE DA STRONGEST

Okina

#0@180no u fukin not

Okina

#0@188ur wed powah... its fukin wit u

Okina

#0@196ur even turnin into chiken nugets... mmMMMMMM

Cirno

#0@204uh wtf no i ate 2 much taco bell

<Boss title>

Okina

#0@212we don have tacobell in gensoko

Okina

#0@220ZUN jus draw u like that cuz u look weird without tan

Okina

#0@228and i gave u wed powers and my wed powers are op

Okina

#0@236ill get my striperz to fuk u up and get my wed out of u

Okina

#0@244ur skin will stay the saem but u wont be MC no more

Cirno

#0@252idc about MC but these aer my powers BAKA!

Okina

#0@260oh shit u make bad 2hu jokes

Okina

#0@268my wed powers took it 2 far i have to fuk u up

Cirno

#0@276What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

Cirno

#0@284i have Door Energy™ an u cant beat Door Energy™

tdb:th16 13/en-lol

Okina

#0@292did u just say the navy seal copypasta... WORD BY WORD?

Okina

#0@300im interested

Okina

#0@308tacobell churno will go down...

Okina

#0@316i will use my wed powers

Okina

#0@324and get those Door Energy™ shit of urs

Okina

#0@332SHOW ME WHAT A MEME FARY CAN DO THAT ISNT BETER DAN CLOWNPISS

Okina Matara defeated