Th175/Kanako's Scenario in English

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Stage 1

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	⧼main_1⧽
	“A Merciful Heart”
Kanako	Do you mind? I'm in a bit of a hurry.
Yamame	I haven't eaten anything since this morning.
Yamame	I'll take anything at this point! Even a snake!

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	⧼win⧽
Yamame	*Sob, sob, sob*...
Kanako	Don't get in my way for fun, you little pest.
Kanako	Every second I can get right now is crucial.
Yamame	*Sob, sob*... I'm staaarving.
Kanako	...All right, fine. I'll get you some food right away.
Kanako	You're lucky that I was your opponent.
Kanako	If it were Suwako, she would've gobbled a spider like you up in one bite.

Stage 2

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	⧼main_1⧽
	“Energy of the Past”
Kanako	I knew it.
Kanako	I came down to check on the odd state of the fusion reactor...
Kanako	And what do I find but crude oil flowing into it.
Kanako	If this keeps up, the reactor will be filled with so many contaminants that we'll have to decommission it...
Kanako	You! Who goes there?
Kanako	Ah, Reimu. What brings you to my nuclear fusion reactor?
Reimu	Well, I'm investigating an incident that's occurring up on the surface...
Kanako	...
Reimu	There's this black water called "petroleum" gushing up from underground, which is obviously an issue.
Kanako	...I see.
Reimu	According to an oni in Former Hell, the petroleum comes from somewhere close to the deepest stratum.
Reimu	And if I want to get down there, I have to pass through here.
Reimu	Have you heard anything?
Kanako	...No, nothing.
Kanako	Reimu's investigating the oil? So is this a man-made incident?
Kanako	Even so, it's too dangerous to let her go down there right away.
Kanako	The Hell of Blazing Fires is out of control right now.
Kanako	Time to play dumb and send her back, perhaps?
Kanako	This is the first I've heard about petroleum gushing up above-ground, too.
Kanako	The fusion reactor doesn't require fossil fuels like petroleum, either.
Kanako	It can keep on burning even without them.
Reimu	Huh? Burning? Are you saying petroleum's flammable?
Kanako	Wait, you didn't know?
Kanako	Petroleum is very flammable. And very hard to put out.
Reimu	T-this is bad! That stuff's covering tons of places on the surface...!
Kanako	So perhaps you'd be better served by returning to the surface and working to contain the spills?
Kanako	This fusion reactor is a clean facility that doesn't use a drop of petroleum, after all.
Reimu	N-no, wait. I do have information saying that the cause is deep underground.
Reimu	So I have to get down to the deepest stratum from here...
Reimu	Hm? By the way, what does a fusion reactor use for fuel?
Kanako	It performs nuclear fusion via hydrogen atoms. Why the sudden questions?
Reimu	That's it.
Reimu	You thought some know-nothing like me wouldn't catch on, didn't you?
Reimu	"Nuclear fusion" just means "petroleum"!
Reimu	That's why your reactor's deep underground, isn't it? Right next to the petroleum stratum!
Kanako	...
Kanako	My, aren't you sharper than you look.
Kanako	Let's say you're right. Then what?
Reimu	Then I'll level this place, and bury the source of the petroleum under its rubble!

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	⧼first spellcard cleared⧽
Kanako	I see. So you're serious about this.
Kanako	If you go further below here, it'll be dangerous even for you, so I thought I'd just casually chase you off...
Kanako	But I suppose anything less than seriously chasing you off would be impolite!

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	⧼win⧽
Kanako	All right, I won't say anything more.
Kanako	If you're that serious, go on ahead.
Reimu	Huh? Beating you doesn't mean it's all over?
Reimu	I could've sworn that you were digging up the petroleum to use it in your reactor.
Kanako	You've misunderstood.
Kanako	I've also been investigating the petroleum incident.
Kanako	There's an incredibly unfortunate secret hidden in this petroleum's reservoir, you see.
Kanako	To be frank, I thought you wouldn't be capable of handling the person who's down there.
Reimu	I see, so that's why you tried to stop me...
Reimu	Not that I ever needed you to! Bye!

Stage 3

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	⧼main_1⧽
	“Oil Barons (Those Who've Grasped the Whole World in Their Hands) ”
Kanako	There doesn't seem to be any oil springing up in Former Hell.
Kanako	Looks like my bad feeling was on the mark...
Kanako	You could say that I'm tricking Reimu into working for me, so I suppose she deserves an apology...
Kanako	But I should hope that she's safely gotten past the Hell of Blazing Fires and is eliminating that foreign substance right around now.
Kanako	Hm?
Kanako	What the-- more oil?!
Kanako	My predictions said that there shouldn't be any oil appearing in Hell.
Kanako	Show yourself! Who's responsible for this?
Joon	Sorry, soooorry! Did we splash you?
Kanako	...The poverty god and the pestilence god? What are you doing down here in Former Hell?
Shion	Don't call me a poverty god any more!
Joon	We've gathered so much petroleum, we can even bathe in the stuff!
Shion	From now on, call us billionaire gods!
Joon	I thought we'd be able to get even more petroleum if we went underground...
Joon	But there wasn't any here, so we figured we'd just splurge on a hot-spring trip.
Kanako	...How very laid-back of you.
Kanako	And you don't even realize how much trouble that avarice of yours is causing for everyone else.
Kanako	That's why pestilence gods will always be pestilence gods, no matter how much time passes.
Shion	Watch and weep, you lowly poor!
Joon	We're gonna show you the gap between the haves and have-nots!
Joon	Come at us, you destitute snake god!

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	⧼first spellcard cleared⧽
Joon	Pretty good, for some primitive god who can't even master the use of oil!
Joon	This ROCKS! I'm totally fired up!
Joon	Prepare yourself! Behold the true worth of an oil baron!

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	⧼win⧽
Joon	Whyyy?!
Joon	You're just some primitive jerk who can't even master using oil!
Kanako	A natural result.
Kanako	How could I ever lose to a pair of fossils who can't even master nuclear fusion?
Kanako	You two are the only ones celebrating this petroleum boom.
Kanako	You're behind the times.
Joon	Oh, say whatever you want. If you're here underground,
Joon	then you must be after the oil too, right?
Kanako	...Well, I suppose that's true, in a way.
Kanako	But in my case, I only need a tiny bit of petroleum.
Kanako	I have a nice, clean fusion reactor, after all.
Shion	Hey, hey. By "fusion reactor", does she mean that thing back there?
Joon	Hee-hee. I bet.
Joon	Ahaha! You poor thing!
Kanako	What's that supposed to mean?
Joon	Pffft. Your precious fusion reactor, huh? I can barely stop laughing!

Stage 4

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	⧼main_1⧽
	“A Fusion Reactor Steeped in Dark Blue”
Kanako	...What the hell?!
Kanako	Did those poverty gods do this?
Kanako	No... they're busy with their petroleum obsession right now. There'd be no reason for them to harass me like this.
Kanako	Where could such a huge amount of water come from, in the first place?
Kanako	The fusion reactor's fire can't be put out using ordinary methods, but...
Kanako	Is there really someone with an ability that could do this...?
Kanako	Who's that over there?! Come out here and show yourself!
Minamitsu	Move, move, MOVE! What are you standing in the way for?!
Minamitsu	Wait-- woaaah! It's you...!
Kanako	A ship phantom?
Kanako	I see. So this is the Myouren Temple's doing, yes? You must have such a low opinion of me.
Kanako	You're going to take responsibility for dumping more work on me-- and it'll take far more than your death by drowning to make up for it!

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	⧼win⧽
Kanako	What on Earth are you trying to do by flooding my fusion reactor?
Minamitsu	Sorry!
Minamitsu	I truly apologize for doing something like this without consulting you first.
Minamitsu	It was an emergency situation. I intended to put it back to normal afterward.
Kanako	*Chuckle*. Well, I appreciate your honesty.
Kanako	I can put this much water back in no time at all.
Kanako	What I'm trying to ask you is why you did this.
Minamitsu	Yes, Ma'am!
Minamitsu	...The black water's emergence is polluting the Myouren Temple.
Minamitsu	Upon pinpointing the source, Lady Hijiri developed a plan to submerge and extinguish the fusion reactor.
Minamitsu	You see, the black water is coming from further below the reactor than the Former Hell of Blazing Fires...
Minamitsu	...In other words, from the Former Hell of Blood Pools.
Minamitsu	So to get there, we temporarily flooded the reactor.
Kanako	...The Former Hell of Blood Pools!
Kanako	You've done one hell of a bang-up job here.
Minamitsu	Again, sorry!
Kanako	No, I mean to thank you for that crucial information.
Kanako	Do give Byakuren my sincere gratitude.

Stage 5

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	⧼main_1⧽
	“The Waterfall Pouring Into Hell”
Kanako	...Amazing. The Hell of Blazing Fires is completely cooled-off.
Kanako	How could they have gotten this much water?
Kanako	I get the sense that this is more water than Gensokyo even holds...
Kutaka	Seems like we have another big job on our hands...
Kutaka	It's more of a Sanzu Waterfall than a Sanzu River at this point.
Kanako	And you are?
Kutaka	My name is Kutaka Niwatari. I oversee passage to and from Otherworlds.
Kutaka	What's your name?
Kanako	You're Niwatarijin? Goodness me...
Kanako	My apologies. I'm Kanako Yasaka, a mountain god.
Kutaka	May I ask why you opened a hole in the Sanzu's riverbed?
Kanako	Oho, the Sanzu's riverbed... I see. The Sanzu River does have an infinite water supply.
Kutaka	Are you trying to take advantage of this in order to make your way to Hell?
Kanako	Well, I'm not the one who did this...
Kanako	But I suppose that doesn't matter to you.
Kanako	I am taking advantage of it to make my way underground, after all.
Kutaka	You may be a mountain god, but we simply can't forgive such selfish behavior.
Kutaka	I'm going to need you to leave this place at once!

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	⧼first spellcard cleared⧽
Kutaka	It's going to be very bad if you keep falling at this rate!
Kutaka	I have to get serious about driving you out!
Kutaka	Before you arrive at the most loathsome, abandoned Hell of all!

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	⧼win⧽
Kutaka	*Pant, pant...* How strong. How abominably strong...!
Kanako	We're only using this water to temporarily cool off the Hell of Blazing Fires.
Kanako	And we're only doing that in order for me to reach the Former Hell of Blood Pools and stop the oil pollution.
Kanako	I'd like to request Niwatarijin's official permission regarding this matter.
Kutaka	Is that so...?
Kutaka	Well, I suppose that'll be all right. I sense no malicious intent from you.
Kutaka	However, the place below here is where all of Hell's malice has settled to the bottom.
Kutaka	It's a hopeless place, worthy of being called a true Hell.
Kutaka	For your own safety, I'd advise against going there with half-hearted conviction.
Kanako	I understand completely.
Kanako	As long as no freak accidents occur...

Stage 6

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	⧼main_1⧽
	“The Cursed Liquid's True Form”
Kanako	...Petroleum. An entire ocean of it.
Kanako	I was told that this was the Former Hell of Blood Pools...
Kanako	When on Earth did it turn into this?
Yuuma	...Another oil bandit, huh?
Yuuma	This oil is gonna be the trump card for us, the Gouyoku Alliance.
Yuuma	You surface rats aren't going to get a single drop of it.
Kanako	Who are you?
Yuuma	What do you care?
Yuuma	Get the hell outta here, oil bandit!

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	⧼win⧽
Kanako	You're still not fighting me seriously, are you?
Yuuma	Keh-heh-heh. Well, a lot of exercise makes for an empty stomach.
Kanako	By the way, did a human come down here very recently?
Yuuma	Yeah, she did.
Yuuma	Gal named "Reimu Hakurei".
Yuuma	I sent her back up on one of the Blazing Hell's updrafts.
Kanako	That's good to hear.
Kanako	Incidentally, I don't think you've given me your name yet.
Kanako	I'm Kanako Yasaka, a mountain god. You are?
Yuuma	Yuuma Toutetsu. The one who's gonna rule over the Animal Realm some day.
Kanako	The ruler of beasts, hm? My, my... I must apologize.
Kanako	I hadn't heard anything about there being a sea of petroleum down here, though.
Kanako	Would you mind explaining that?
Yuuma	Keh-heh-heh. Can't say I hate people who know their manners.
Yuuma	You really want to hear?
Yuuma	Y'see, this black water. It's not actually oil, per se.
Kanako	I thought as much...
Yuuma	Keh-heh-heh... Now things are gettin' interesting.
Yuuma	Take a closer look... The truth oughta reveal itself to you.

Stage 7

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	⧼main_1⧽
Yuuma	Ah-hah-hah!
Yuuma	The Hell of Blood Pools has an endless supply of organisms dripping head to toe with hatred!
Yuuma	And every last one of them is combustible fuel! I can hardly breathe for laughter!
Kanako	So this is the black water's true form?
Kanako	It really is all blood, after all. Well, I've heard of petroleum being called "the Earth's blood"...
Kanako	Seems like you dug up all the lakes of blood that were sleeping beneath Former Hell.
Kanako	So I suppose the oil flowing up to the surface is the beginning of this cursed blood's awakening?
Kanako	That doesn't bode well at all...
Yuuma	What's got you so afraid?
Yuuma	Petroleum has always been produced from organic beings, hasn't it?
Yuuma	This liquid has always been made from the fear, pleasure, grief, loathing, and resentment of living creatures!
Yuuma	You'd have to be stupid not to take full advantage of such utterly cursed oil, right?
Yuuma	And now that you know the secret, I've got a job in store for you.
Yuuma	As yet another organic being...
Yuuma	It's time for you to writhe in agony and become another drop of this oil!