marisas nft hoarding adventure

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marisa gets her spinoff shes ready to collect nfts and smoke wed

tutorial shet

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Narration

#0@0marisa kicked chimaters ass

and the nft market was officially opened

its been a while since then

Narration

#0@4so nfts flooded gensocko and shit

“theyre gonna lose power and nobodys gonna fuck with them soon”

is what chimata said

Marisa

#0@42who the fuck is this narrator bitch

Marisa

#0@50“the nfts will lose their power”??

Marisa

#0@58dont be a dumbass. chimater has no idea whats going down rn

Marisa

#0@66gensocko is flooded with nfts!!

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#0@74yeah gensocko is still flooded with nfts..

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#0@78so some fuckers started making black markets for them

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#0@82they use fake money that you get from bullets

crazy right

also theres no rules for buying nfts either

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#0@86so yeah. shits going down.

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#0@90the black markets open bitch

Marisa

#0@98ok im gonna go make money and buy nfts gotta buy em all ig

Marisa

#0@106so this shit comes from bullets right..

Marisa

#0@114if i throw this fuckass circle at bullets ill get counterfit money

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#0@122press the button to deploy the wed circle when bullets pass over the wed circle they get high and drop counterfeit money

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#0@126you can also move the wed circle by holding the button

when the wed circle isn’t thrown it stays on marisa and she gets high

when marisa is high u can get money from grazing shit

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#0@130thats it bitch go get those nfts

<Boss title>

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#1@0they sell nfts after every wave

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#1@4you can buy 3 nfts with the fake money u got

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#1@8if u dont have enough fake money u have to buy nazrins card to get fake money. also u cant buy anything else until the next market

Mike

#2@34oh its bwitch. ur getting more nfts?

Mike

#2@42uve still got a lot more to do

Mike

#2@50get as much fake money from these bullets bitchhhh

Narration

#3@0and thats the tutorial have fun playing this fuckass game

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#3@4also u dont keep the fake money after a stage buut you do keep the real money

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#3@8u can use real money to buy cards to equip before u start a stage

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#3@12she wants to hoard nfts btw

omfg this shit is finally over

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Marisa

#0@34so u finally showed up huh

Marisa

#0@42chimata fuckyou!!

Chimata

#0@50oh hey miss bwitch whats wrong

Chimata

#0@58yk that black markets dont happen here right

Marisa

#0@66huh? how much do u alr know

Chimata

#0@74lets see

Chimata

#0@82ik that ur having a shit ton of fun collecting my nfts at the very least

Chimata

#0@90at those bulletphile black markets

Marisa

#0@98oh ummm

Marisa

#0@106im actually investigating the markets and im NOT being an nft collector yeah

Marisa

#0@114im investigating whos setting them up n shit

Marisa

#0@122yeahhhh

<Boss title>

Chimata

#0@130i mean ig i believe u

Chimata

#0@138but i have to test your ass cuz this is touhou and shit doesn’t go down without a fight

Chimata

#0@146ill just say its a test on whether u can end the markets with ur own power

Chimata

#0@154also this means without ur nfts lol

Chimata

#1@34anyways

Chimata

#1@42ill trust u because u won

Marisa

#1@50okay

Chimata

#1@58the one whos making these fuckass markets

Chimata

#1@66is a fucking STAGE 2 BOSS. WHAT THE FUCK. ITS THAT FUCKASS YAMAWARO

Marisa

#1@74are you /srs or /j

Chimata

#1@82im /srs. i was not expecting this bullshit.

Chimata

#1@90god dammit zun i thought u wouldve made someone more interesting do this bs

Chimata

#1@98shes doing pretty well though

Marisa

#1@106she is??

Chimata

#1@114yeah also her real objective..

Chimata

#1@122is economic activity for the weed kappa

Chimata

#1@130the weed kappa are the ones profiting off of the black markets

Chimata

#1@138they have a dangerous amount of control

Chimata

#1@146so anyways

Chimata

#1@154go talk to someone i know

Marisa

#1@162why

Chimata

#1@170cause i said so bitch shes gonna give u something good

Marisa

#1@178fine where the fuck is she

Chimata

#1@186i told her to lay low at the moroya shrine until someone specific gets there

Chimata

#1@194use the blank card i give u and go to moroya shrine with it

Chimata

#1@202itll allow u to meet her

Chimata

#1@210go beat up that weed kappa for me okay? byebye bitch

fight nitori

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Nitori

#0@34oh shit its marisa

Nitori

#0@42i didnt know u were the collaboratro

Marisa

#0@50thats my line

Marisa

#0@58so ur the person who chimata wanted me to meet??

Nitori

#0@66yeah

Nitori

#0@74we’re gonna fuck up the wed kappa’s (takane’s) bullshit markets

Nitori

#0@82that bitch thinks she can get one over on us..

Nitori

#0@90but they though WRONG.

Nitori

#0@98ur gonna help right?

Marisa

#0@106yeah what do i have to do

<Boss title>

Nitori

#0@114i have a secret plan

Nitori

#0@122you gotta get a nft from me but we have to fight so i give it to you cause this is 2hu

Nitori

#0@130now come at me !!!!

Marisa

#0@138oh you fucker

Nitori

#1@34wow youre strong without the nfts

Nitori

#1@42here ill give it to you

Marisa

#1@50what is this

Nitori

#1@58its a nft i made myself

Nitori

#1@66use it at the wed kappas hideout

Nitori

#1@74she’ll show up it’s gonna fuck up her markets

Marisa

#1@82where is the wed kappa again

Nitori

#1@90in the minecraft caves update

Marisa

#1@98oh well okay

Nitori

#1@106have fun destroying those fuckass markets

fight the wed kappa

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Takane

#0@34WHAT the FUCK are you doing

Takane

#0@42WHY ARE THE MARKET PRICES GOING CRAZY

Marisa

#0@50found you

Marisa

#0@58chimater told me everything

Takane

#0@66oh its you mariass

Takane

#0@74we want u to enjoy our black market

Takane

#0@82but our prices are fucked up rn

Takane

#0@90the prices are so fucked nobody’s enjoying this shit

Marisa

#0@98it was me

Takane

#0@106what

Marisa

#0@114i fucked up the prices

Marisa

#0@122chimater wanted me to do it

Marisa

#0@130nitori helped me do it

Marisa

#0@138fuck ur black markets!!

Takane

#0@146

Takane

#0@154i see

Takane

#0@162welp ig its over

Takane

#0@170i give up

Marisa

#0@178wtf

Takane

#0@186we’ll stop doing the markets

Marisa

#0@194but we havent fought

Takane

#0@202i don’t wanna fight your ass

Takane

#0@210fighting over nfts is dumb as shit

Marisa

#0@218yeah well fuck NOT fighting

Marisa

#0@226i actually want to fight you..

Marisa

#0@234youre the final boss so you HAVE to fight me!!

<Boss title>

Marisa

#0@242put yer dukes up

Takane

#0@250you fucking dumbass

Takane

#0@258why don’t you wanna just go home

Takane

#0@266im literally so tired of this dumb ass shet just make it quick

Takane

#1@34ok im done

Marisa

#1@42me too this shet sucks

Marisa

#1@50you should have just surrendered from the start yk

Takane

#1@58THATS WHAT I FUCKING TRIED TO DO

Marisa

#1@66whats gonna happen to the markets now

Takane

#1@74uhh idk

Takane

#1@82its probably gonna die out lol

Takane

#1@90im sure chimater will take care of it

Marisa

#1@98can u keep it going for a while actually..

Takane

#1@106why

Marisa

#1@114theyre not dangerous soo

Marisa

#1@122could u keep holding them for a while

Marisa

#1@130plus i wanna collect more nfts

Takane

#1@138alright fine ill let you collect them

Marisa

#1@146thanks

Takane

#1@154u do realize everyone calls u a hoarder right

Takane

#1@162isnt that embarrassing

Takane

#1@170no bitches either

Marisa

#1@178fuck you

Takane

#1@186fuck you

Marisa

#1@194well thanks anyways for keeping them open

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#1@198fuck im so tired of this boring shit

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#1@202blah blah markets were for weed kappa you know what happened

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#1@206marisa collects nfts blah blah

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#1@210so yeah! go collect the rest of those nfts you nolife bum

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#1@214what’s that? u don’t wanna? i don’t give two fucks!

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#1@218anyways i hope zun never does this again

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#1@222goodbye and fuck you