The Future of Trolling Translations
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bored of tohou bein all serius n shit? Lets screw shit up and make lolz out of it. it helps by...
|global porn support||– see lotsa pron from all ovah teh world|
|insta-updatez||– porn can even update by itself!!! its so awsum!!!|
|uncensored||– even new noobz can help contribute and share their own with the world to see!!!!!!|
|eternal||– every1 sees our edited shit 4ever|
cuz who needz "hackin'"? this patcher is da bomb man. only retards wuld rely on making their game shittier by hacking da filez
srsly tho, moar peepz need to learn2 calm their tits n shit n take trollin 2 a whole nu level. Disclaimer: The trolls will not be responsible for any damages caused. Proceed with CAUTION.
the reasons 4 trollin are follows
so some fagets on touhouwiki.net keep arguin bout changing shit all the time
so the shit u see in patches are nevar rly finished
that means ur translashun patches are now uber shyt when u look at them again
of corse it loox like da same as every shit wiki u see on teh interwebz
so u can cum up with ur random shit for teh lulz and it will be insta-get 4 all the peeps 2 downlaod
the fuking dumasses are soooooooooooo impatient
everytiem another zun game cumes out of his ass, people wont shut up about it
burning their balls would be the nice solution 2 this
tats why speed is important. i think
so... the patcher is for english srs bsns, amirite? WRONG!
trolls can rise up from da grave n edit shit 4 da lolz
of corse u mus translate in "en-lol" or else u will be b@nn3d 4ever
but if u are smokin weed, use "en-lol"
the truth behind te scenes
tohou is da best game evar
and no1 can change dis fact
so new fags can enjoi dis seris like how we were like fagets back then
remember the tiem when people make hentai games of the latest touhou games 4 japan 2 enjoy? with the patcher, we cna enjoy the same thign wit everee1s h3lp.
tis patcher lets u enjoy trollin and non trollin modes at the sam time
so if u see a troll thats not finished, use the english furst, then use teh trolls
of course i know it sounds shit, but ur better off seeing sumtin u know than seeing japanese shit
even better, le patcher can even change ur experience so that u will enjoy ur trollin experience unaffected by tiny fucking assholes
no hacking n shit
remember what i said above about not havin 2 modify ur files? well this patcher only uses the extra stuff u got and den aply it, but nevar used 2 break ur preshus game
srsly guys, this place is like touhouwiki. duh
no you dumb fuck. the purpose of this site is to change da text, not havin srs shit bout every single shit abut touhou
stuffs n shit
- Touhou Patch Center (abbr.
- its this website, u dumbass
- Touhou Community Reliant Automatic Patcher (abbr.
- oh so that what crap means in short
- Touhou Patch Wiki
- to be confused with touhouwiki.net