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=How dafuq do i contact teh us

if u no wiki code n shit, create a headr on dis VERY page m8

or if u fukn hate waitin 4 shit to come back, use teh IRC, but speyk formlish!

or if u shy, then ur phuckd

Sum formal policies n shit

Dis wiki's relaion to touhouwiki.net

y dis patch aint on thwiki

Once upon a time, sum shitstorm or sumthin went ahead on ircs n shit, but its orl sortd n evrythins k

but apparntly thcrap wouldnt werkd on thwiki anywai from le beginin. y? idfk tl;dr, but basicly:

Sum "form over function" n shit liek dat.
dis stuff iz too posh 4 me 2 undrstnd.
but wat i think itz sayin iz dat thpatchs wikiformat iz not same 2 thwikis or sumthin liek dat.
Shit liek dat couldnt happen wif thwiki, so a new wiki it waz. also time comsuming n shit
moar dan 1 wiki for diff lingo
wen thwiki oncd immigratd away frm shitty wikia bak in day, they mulitculturlizd n spent millions of dollars on creatin diff wikis 4 diff languags. Dey in sumway sperate n shit, witch was bad 4 uz, y;no:
4 evry lingo, wed hav 2 fuk about creatn new wikis n formatin n copypasta n shit liek dat, n noone culd b arsd to do dat shit or sumthin liek dat tl;dr.
there4 dis wiki iz da best! we us wikimedia n shit, so we got gud n things r all inded gud!
endins n srs sit liek dat.
srsly m8s, no1 gifs a fuk if endins r posted in teh interwebs n shit. hfs evn zun woudnt gif a fuk. thwiki r very formal n dey liek "NO ENDINGS GTFO!!" despite not once any indicatn of zun visitin dat place. thpatch oweva r cool as fuk to b brave n post endin shit

basicly, wer bettr off not chattin about these issues n keep 2 thpatch sinc thwiki wouldnt care anywai, end of story k thx bye

but ZOMFG thwiki have awesome transatrs!

not 100% tru, no transatn n shit liek dat iznt nevr accurate as fuk. so u still fukd wen ur reading txt in teh games wif shitty trans n not undrstnd teh stories n shit. ur bettr off wif keeping wif en-lol 2 get da coolest stories fuk yeah!

but both thwiki n thpatch got sum CC licening of sum othr shit i dont undrstnd. so wat we phukrs do iz copy all eir shit n get awy wif it lololol. we still need 2 gif full credit 2 le original authors whenevr possibl, but noone dus dat anyways so dont worry m8

omfggtfo y do u think u bastuds' formatz bettr?

basically, we dont fuk about cuz:

  • all game stories n shit requires wat forml world clls a "|code= parameter" 4 sum .msg files dat r fukin hiddn away n shit. things r accurate as fuk so things r k. btw each line haz 2 lines, so evn in en-lol were fukn limitd. i no iz crap bro, but lol u bettr be thnkful u got an en-lol script
  • we also includ crappy spllcrds
  • n muzik commnts n shit

k, but fuk me 'endins'?

DAFUQ. We dont gif a fuk wat any1 ses, we post endin txt n graphics n shit
totally visible n trnslatabl liek teh rest of thcrap
regardless of zun said n shit. understnd? k thx bye
but k fair enuff if we git caught by zun m8

hardcre 2hu fans h8 dis shit, so it iz policy 2 keep teh endns regardless of any shit occurin

endins r such a fukin issu dat this was teh main reasn 2 creat dis websitz ffs

pplz apparntly took dis shit so hard dat tey thout dat we wanted zun 2 cum here n ragefuk about endins n shit; THIS AINT TRU! endns n all shit liek dat r fukin liek dialog n shit!

herez a gud argument; if endins n shit cannt b posted cuz of spoilrs n shit, shouldnt extra stg dialog n all shit on ex stg also b classd as spoilrs? u c ex stuff n shit evrywere

u got it? gud thnx k bye


yes we fukin do n00b, diz iz a wiki fgget. heard of wikipedia? cause u fukn have, were liek them. Her tho unliek thwiki, u get contrl of teh actual 2hus n shit n u cn create en-lol dialog n othr shit u wanna wank wif. pc98 havnt yet appear tho, soz.

but, if u wanna have ur own faggt translations, then Touhou Patch Center iz da wrong place 4 u bro/sis. u cn build ur own patch servr 4 sum reason tho

Translation practices n shit

how r translatns handld

idfk gtfo dont ask me look at en not en-lol 4 dis bit

srsly gtfo idk

cn u trans from jp 2 en ten en 2 de n shit?

fuk me ur a baka. YES U FUKIN CAN

ur teh translatr, so u do wateva teh fuk u want, espslly wif en-lol. admins wont notice shit

b sure 2 check where u transatd from tho sinc translations cn disimprov n shit so watch out 4 mistranslations. cool bro if u got email, dats retro lol, considrd shit by dheads n n00bs. uze dat 4 bettr notic


fuk nos

u mite liek 2 trans evrythin, but sum othr shit mothafukr dont. teh patch stalkin in thcrap cn allow u 2 have diff lingos so k dont worry bro

but dude were fukin strict wif duplication yknow. en-gb haz 2 put up wif a load of diz horseshit. so watevr u do if u want en in ur lingo, U BETTR LEAVE DEM FUKIN BOXS BLANK AS FUK M8

Fuk me i cant translate in2 a languag noone gifs a toss about

uze dat wikicode i zed earlir n post wat code u wanna trans 2, such as "fgwsigrskgjnk-lol"

sun splcrds n theme titles n shit r prt en prt jp. wft do i do?

omfg gtfo srsly dis q is dedundant. see #does EVERYTHIN NEED TRANS M8?

or, n #cn u trans from jp 2 en ten en 2 de n shit? n this idk y


cn i haz mediawiki markup?

rotflmao u no markup? lol k lemme answr

  • Eny wiki links get fukd up
  • Bold and italic text (n both) r k
  • Custom ruby markup (liek dis shit) iz k in Icon th11.png Subterranean Animism futurwards. pastwards, it fukd up (see bug #47). Dat said, Ruby annotations wuld nevr be uzed 4 en-lol, so dont gif a fuk about dese.
    • I still dont fkn know wat these jp dots r (・・・・・・) .
  • u cn uze   4 PADin, but en-lol shits on diz.
  • HTML tgs fukd up - fuk em, they bullshet on 2hus

cn i haz web connexin 2 uze teh patch

fuk no. u cn still get en-lols 24/7 even if ur dial up ran out of shitty 5MBs per month.

=wuld lingo dat aint got abc create probs

The Double Spoiler music room, displaying one test string comprised of multiple scripts.

no bro, we uze UTF-8 n shit liek dat, so u cn write in zh that haz non-hiragana kanji n shit

soz, right-to-left scripts aint gunna wrk props yet soz


dese patches r shite n gif dont fuk abot grammr fggt, but 4 sum rsn oui allw em idfk y. 2 mek thcrap cum dese fukrs, uze da best intrwebs cmmnctn emale n send ur bllcks 2 submissions@thpatch.net n well doo sum bakend bs ykno.

oui credit teh orignal pplz, evn tho dey only du fan-med hakin n shit on 2hus, n dat itsef iz cpyrigh i thnk idfk cpyrghtz soo fkn dtaild. if deres fuk all anywerez on ze patch, tell uz who teh fukr iz in da cool emales sis


lolz u fggt n00b fight me irl. y u no fukn rlize windws iz da mufrfukn best shethed. but 4 dose who aint a asshole, there suld b の fuk ups, but we dont 110% test faeces y;no bro.

I say sir, do I need to set the fonts myself? Are they changeable?

omfg junko gtfo u no welcome fomality 2 en-lol. n stop makin chan'E puns n shit. but yeah, sum non2hu fan creatd sum script patch 4 fonts wif abc n ажя, so dont wrry m8 k.

lingo wif 變態 n 변태 hav specific fonts or sum othr shet liek dat bro

but u cn uze ur own font fukr idk

also sum othr shet bout 2 fonts in 2 game diff idkf, but wat i kno iz it aint ovridabl or sumthin

Is your patch compatible with the demo/trial versions of the Touhou games?

thcrap fully supports all trial versions that were released during the time where it was in active development - that is, all Team Shanghai Alice games released since Icon th14.png Double Dealing Character. Support for the trial versions of older games is still missing, though, as it just hasn't been a priority yet. While the configuration tool detects them, the basic technical support is still missing.


git gud guides n spoulr txt files? txt files are sooo kawaii~~!!!!!11

omfg fuk no. soz 4 bad french but idk y. red dis fukr 2 undrstnd, or not if tl;dr

dat othr exe file dat cums wif mah downloded 2hu dat i nevr opun cuz its gud 4 nuffin?

4 sum reson ja. teh txt in dese r also dialogu liek in game fggt


OMFG Yes!!! Liek, UB is sooooo cool~!!!! Todally it's awesome!!! Isami is soooo kawaii~~!!1!! fufufu n Tenji, OMG his afro iz sooooo fukin awesome!!!!1!!! fufufu u cn, liek, get drunk n shit!!! Todalliee~~!!! u, liek, fly around n shet n shoot choppies @ drinks n grub n shit, liek, n u cn, liek, OMG todallie VOMIT liek, OMG soooo fukin awesome!!1!!! fufufufu OMG deres, liek, a cute lil pop-up pirate dat throws knifes n shet, like, fufufu, OMG SOOOOO FUKIN AWESOME !"!!!1 TODALLLIES!!!111!


dose non shuten game?

idfk wats happning wif th7.5, 10.5 n 12.3 bro, but teh admins sed dey look @ dis shit after takin sum wed n shit. i thinx its cuz remi cant go outside n shit

=Teh sister project?

fuk yeah m8! Seihou iz da best! but fuk me it aint pop enuff, so if want uz 2 start hcking dese sweet gmaes fggt, den u bettr strt fukin votin!

but omfg twat teh 3rd gmae Banshiryuu iz fukin bllcks dude, i mean it iz srsly crap bro. thcrap aint gunna spprt dat shit cuz itz a fukin trainwreck m8. herez an exact copypasta of thwiki's opinion on it:

Banshiryuu, the third instalment of the series, is sometimes viewed in a negative light by some, classifying it as more of a fangame with no importance compared to the previous instalments. There are various reasons for this: VIVIT-r isn't the original VIVIT, ZUN had no involvement, the music, or it's characters that débuted in this game.

Dat shud gif u enuff 2 think about on teh shite gmae. rlly, itz fukin crap

also u herd of teh theory dat SEihou World iz sumhow connectd 2 giensokyah, cause u hav touhouwiki.png

=le Windows 98?

fukoff n00b

dat oldr pc rivling IBM or sum shit goin off in 90s jpn?

u mean teh PC-98 wanker fggt,


oui luv 2 doo teh pc98!!!!!!!!!! but honestly idfk wtfs happening. orignnly, thcrap waz gettin spprt of xJeePx or sumthin, but he finishd hackin pc98 other dank weed n stuf, n he went 4 a trip 2 makai n nevr returnd. u see a "All doubts about ReC98 have been removed" in teh site notice? sum shits bin happenin 4 months on tryna hack teh pc versn of snes, so u bettr b thankful summthins goin off mufrfukr.

gay 2hu gmaes dat shud b officializd by zun?

fuk nos

admins @ thcrap aint gunna waste time wif 2hu hentai, supr marisa world, thmufr, ctc, moedan, mugen, marine benefic, 2hu football, pokemon 2hu n all othr shit liek dat. howevr, oui WILL spprt eny fngme if u provide teh code!

teh code we expect iz so fukin hard 2 learn idf undrstnd eny of it ykno im so fukn hi rite now. sumthin about "injection"? i think they want u to inject crack in2 2hus n shit.

My own fan game?

No problem. This wiki provides text translations in both the JSON format used in our existing patches (example), or in gettext .po format (example, right-click to save with the correct file name). You can then use this data in any way you wish, either as a part of your asset pipeline, or by automatically downloading these client-side, as in thcrap.

Please contact us on discord.png Discord or facebook.png Facebook to organize the process.

However, please keep the following in mind:

  • Both your original text and the translations will have to be licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International, and will be freely readable on this webpage.
  • While our site can provide translations for images, please try to keep the amount of those at a minimum, as image translation is typically rather time-consuming.

anythinz zun haz touchd?

omg lololol iz zun ur senpai?? thcrap iz 4 real 2hus b zun, not fngames n othr bollcks zun may've touched upon fggt!

dat zed, MiMG wuld b an awesum game 2 spprt, SHINKIIIIIZ IN DAT GAME!!!!!!!!! N HER THEME WAS COMPSD B ZUUUUUNNN!!!! #shinki


fuk me dats a ton of work. who dafuq wanna try n translate EVERY FUKIN SINGLE JAPANESE GAME N MAKE THCRAP RECOGNISE EM?!?!? bro, that's verry deep shit, n seems liek a lot of work. u'd really hav 2 quit ur job or ur plazment @ uni if u wanna spend a lot of shit time doing dat crap m8

in fact fuk it thcrap shud bcum "Hentai Patch Center" n focus purely on generl hentai n shit

k thx 4 rdin bye