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12 August 2019

N   22:07Th17/Youmu A's Scenario/en-lol ‎(17 changes; hist; +8,810) ‎    ‎[Dialgaofpower‎×17]

11 August 2019

     14:44Th16/Music/en-lol ‎(diff; hist; +58) ‎    ‎TreacleShow user links (Created page with "so much for pocahontas paintin with teh colors of the wind")

9 August 2019

    00:49Th16/Marisa's Scenario/en-lol ‎(39 changes; hist; +1,192) ‎    ‎[Dyner‎×39]

7 August 2019

N   10:36Th17/Spell cards/en-lol ‎(8 changes; hist; +1,415) ‎    ‎[Treacle‎×8]

14 July 2019

    02:27Th16/Marisa's Scenario/en-lol ‎(9 changes; hist; +417) ‎    ‎[Dyner‎×9]


Just in case, if you really are under 18, then you really shouldn't be on this part of this website as there is a lot of vulgarisms and humour considered not suited for under 18s. Please read at your own risk.

Sun General Info

So, this is an English-based language parody that's main aim is to, basically, allow you to add literally almost anything u want. "Almost" because of sum shit later on in teh nxt section. So basically bro (or sis (we welcum all genders)), you can write whatever you want in the dialogue boxes. We wouldn't care if it is written in txt speech, l33ks, LOLcats, abbreviations, drug speak, general slang, other broken English or even standard English. Just make sure it is just readable! It is all purely for humour purposes. We also don't care whatever theme you use, such as verbal violence or drugs. Make up ur own stories in 2hu games n shit! Change teh characterz personality n stuff liek dat. above all, all this is to get a few laughs.

Sum ground rules

omfg gtfo. I know diz stuffz boring n shit, but it'z 2 ensure evrythingz all k. All we ask is for you to write dialogue that isn't considered offensive, such as racism and ablism. Loli, serious disgusting stuff, and fuked up shit like that is also strict - seriously don't reference such craps that really is serious fuked up stuff u may find on Encyclopedia Dramatica. It all ought to be common sense though on how you should make something inappropriately funny at decent standards. A sort-of an overview on what's okay in en-lol can be found on #Standardizsationz?.

That's about it really, there hasn't been any discussion on the guidelines for en-lol. Oh, and u can use whatevr vulgar word you want, with the word 'c**t' being just below the borderline of appropriate use of vulgarisms on en-lol. Oh, also when writing lol dialogue, make sure you're writing it all under the language code en-lol! Writing it in 'en' or sum othr language can make people think you're vandalising, so be aware!!

Sum Suggestions

Suggestions for text: http://www.youtube.com/user/KleptomaniacIceFairy/videos but rip Ciryes, he deleted all of his shitposts

For an alternate funny hack, check out the patch by wobuffet3! Videos of that patch can be found here and here.

If you want to hire an editor there is Karamitasu that he can edit for you, just message him if you need help. Additional message by MasterGameFTW3561 : "i also got nothing to do, so i do request"

2hu Troll Patch server: https://discord.gg/jWfAnwa (kinda new-ish)


There seems to be a common theme from various aspects of en-lol, which is listed:

  • Reimu - a miko who lieks to smoke weed and speaks very informal. also called 'raymoo'
  • Marisa - a witch who smokes a lot of weed and like to go looking for some. also speaks even more informal than Reimu.
  • Sanae - 'green reimu'. also seems to have adapted humour form Five Nights at Fuckboys.
  • DDC - generally a weed-related story having teh main chars look for a drug den, being the shining needle castle
  • Skies of gensokyo storm - a giant clowd made from weed.
  • Seija - a flipping prostitute
  • Eientei - a place creating weed
  • Ringo - Ringo Starr
  • Sagume - called 'Sephiroth female ver'. Whatever she says becomes teh opposite.
  • Clownpiece - mouthy American
  • Junko - speaks 100% formal, tries to beat Chang'e's high score on sum games idfk.
  • Hecatia - Typical girlish teen talk
  • Eternity - Goddess of paizuri
  • Aunn - reimu's living wed
  • Mai Teireida and Satono Nishida - sexpole dancers
  • Okina Matara - Hidden Wed in Four Seasons
  • EX Okina Matara - Doors to wed heaven

But really just go for whatever you think suits the character. I mean Chen could suddenly talk different depending on the outlook.