faq n shits
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=How dafuq do i contact teh us
if u no wiki code n shit, create a headr on dis VERY page m8
or if u fukn hate waitin 4 shit to come back, use teh IRC, but speyk formlish!
or if u shy, then ur phuckd
Sum formal policies n shit
Dis wiki's relaion to touhouwiki.net
y dis patch aint on thwiki
Once upon a time, sum shitstorm or sumthin went ahead on ircs n shit, but its orl sortd n evrythins k
but apparntly thcrap wouldnt werkd on thwiki anywai from le beginin. y? idfk tl;dr, but basicly:
- Sum "form over function" n shit liek dat.
- dis stuff iz too posh 4 me 2 undrstnd.
- but wat i think itz sayin iz dat thpatchs wikiformat iz not same 2 thwikis or sumthin liek dat.
- Shit liek dat couldnt happen wif thwiki, so a new wiki it waz. also time comsuming n shit
- moar dan 1 wiki for diff lingo
- wen thwiki oncd immigratd away frm shitty wikia bak in day, they mulitculturlizd n spent millions of dollars on creatin diff wikis 4 diff languags. Dey in sumway sperate n shit, witch was bad 4 uz, y;no:
- 4 evry lingo, wed hav 2 fuk about creatn new wikis n formatin n copypasta n shit liek dat, n noone culd b arsd to do dat shit or sumthin liek dat tl;dr.
- there4 dis wiki iz da best! we us wikimedia n shit, so we got gud n things r all inded gud!
- endins n srs sit liek dat.
- srsly m8s, no1 gifs a fuk if endins r posted in teh interwebs n shit. hfs evn zun woudnt gif a fuk. thwiki r very formal n dey liek "NO ENDINGS GTFO!!" despite not once any indicatn of zun visitin dat place. thpatch oweva r cool as fuk to b brave n post endin shit
basicly, wer bettr off not chattin about these issues n keep 2 thpatch sinc thwiki wouldnt care anywai, end of story k thx bye
but ZOMFG thwiki have awesome transatrs!
not 100% tru, no transatn n shit liek dat iznt nevr accurate as fuk. so u still fukd wen ur reading txt in teh games wif shitty trans n not undrstnd teh stories n shit. ur bettr off wif keeping wif en-lol 2 get da coolest stories fuk yeah!
but both thwiki n thpatch got sum CC licening of sum othr shit i dont undrstnd. so wat we phukrs do iz copy all eir shit n get awy wif it lololol. we still need 2 gif full credit 2 le original authors whenevr possibl, but noone dus dat anyways so dont worry m8
omfggtfo y do u think u bastuds' formatz bettr?
basically, we dont fuk about cuz:
- all game stories n shit requires wat forml world clls a "
|code=parameter" 4 sum .msg files dat r fukin hiddn away n shit. things r accurate as fuk so things r k. btw each line haz 2 lines, so evn in en-lol were fukn limitd. i no iz crap bro, but lol u bettr be thnkful u got an en-lol script - we also includ crappy spllcrds
- n muzik commnts n shit
k, but fuk me 'endins'?
- DAFUQ. We dont gif a fuk wat any1 ses, we post endin txt n graphics n shit
- totally visible n trnslatabl liek teh rest of thcrap
- regardless of zun said n shit. understnd? k thx bye
- but k fair enuff if we git caught by zun m8
hardcre 2hu fans h8 dis shit, so it iz policy 2 keep teh endns regardless of any shit occurin
endins r such a fukin issu dat this was teh main reasn 2 creat dis websitz ffs
pplz apparntly took dis shit so hard dat tey thout dat we wanted zun 2 cum here n ragefuk about endins n shit; THIS AINT TRU! endns n all shit liek dat r fukin liek dialog n shit!
herez a gud argument; if endins n shit cannt b posted cuz of spoilrs n shit, shouldnt extra stg dialog n all shit on ex stg also b classd as spoilrs? u c ex stuff n shit evrywere
u got it? gud thnx k bye
OMG LOLOLOL DO U RELY LET ALL PPLS TRANSLATE!? #yolo
yes we fukin do n00b, diz iz a wiki fgget. heard of wikipedia? cause u fukn have, were liek them. Her tho unliek thwiki, u get contrl of teh actual 2hus n shit n u cn create en-lol dialog n othr shit u wanna wank wif. pc98 havnt yet appear tho, soz.
but, if u wanna have ur own faggt translations, then Touhou Patch Center iz da wrong place 4 u bro/sis. u cn build ur own patch servr 4 sum reason tho
Translation practices n shit
how r translatns handld
idfk gtfo dont ask me look at en not en-lol 4 dis bit
srsly gtfo idk
cn u trans from jp 2 en ten en 2 de n shit?
fuk me ur a baka. YES U FUKIN CAN
ur teh translatr, so u do wateva teh fuk u want, espslly wif en-lol. admins wont notice shit
b sure 2 check where u transatd from tho sinc translations cn disimprov n shit so watch out 4 mistranslations. cool bro if u got email, dats retro lol, considrd shit by dheads n n00bs. uze dat 4 bettr notic
does EVERYTHIN NEED TRANS M8?
fuk nos
u mite liek 2 trans evrythin, but sum othr shit mothafukr dont. teh patch stalkin in thcrap cn allow u 2 have diff lingos so k dont worry bro
but dude were fukin strict wif duplication yknow. en-gb haz 2 put up wif a load of diz horseshit. so watevr u do if u want en in ur lingo, U BETTR LEAVE DEM FUKIN BOXS BLANK AS FUK M8
Fuk me i cant translate in2 a languag noone gifs a toss about
uze dat wikicode i zed earlir n post wat code u wanna trans 2, such as "fgwsigrskgjnk-lol"
sun splcrds n theme titles n shit r prt en prt jp. wft do i do?
omfg gtfo srsly dis q is dedundant. see #does EVERYTHIN NEED TRANS M8?
or, n #cn u trans from jp 2 en ten en 2 de n shit? n this idk y
TEH ENGINE
cn i haz mediawiki markup?
rotflmao u no markup? lol k lemme answr
- Eny wiki links get fukd up
- Bold and italic text (n both) r k
- Custom ruby markup iz k in
Subterranean Animism futurwards. pastwards, it fukd up (see bug #47). Dat said, Ruby annotations wuld nevr be uzed 4 en-lol, so dont gif a fuk about dese.
- I still dont fkn know wat these jp dots r.
- u cn uze 4 PADin, but en-lol shits on diz.
- HTML tgs fukd up - fuk em, they bullshet on 2hus
cn i haz web connexin 2 uze teh patch
fuk no. u cn still get en-lols 24/7 even if ur dial up ran out of shitty 5MBs per month.
=wuld lingo dat aint got abc create probs
no bro, we uze UTF-8 n shit liek dat, so u cn write in zh that haz non-hiragana kanji n shit
soz, right-to-left scripts aint gunna wrk props yet soz
OMGLOLOL THEREZ ALREDY SUM SHITTY TRANS PATCH ALREADY. I CN HAZ U HAS IT? #thcrap
dese patches r shite n gif dont fuk abot grammr fggt, but 4 sum rsn oui allw em idfk y. 2 mek thcrap cum dese fukrs, uze da best intrwebs cmmnctn emale n send ur bllcks 2 submissions@thpatch.net n well doo sum bakend bs ykno.
oui credit teh orignal pplz, evn tho dey only du fan-med hakin n shit on 2hus, n dat itsef iz cpyrigh i thnk idfk cpyrghtz soo fkn dtaild. if deres fuk all anywerez on ze patch, tell uz who teh fukr iz in da cool emales sis
OI U BAG OF WINDOW DIKHED BASTUDS, LEMME KNO IF U CN PLY FUKIN 2HUS ON AWSUM LINUX N MACOS N SHIET U FUKN ASSWIPES, OR ILL FUKN TRASH U FGGT
lolz u fggt n00b fight me irl. y u no fukn rlize windws iz da mufrfukn best shethed. but 4 dose who aint a asshole, there suld b の fuk ups, but we dont 110% test faeces y;no bro.
I say sir, do I need to set the fonts myself? Are they changeable?
omfg junko gtfo u no welcome fomality 2 en-lol. n stop makin chan'E puns n shit. but yeah, sum non2hu fan creatd sum script patch 4 fonts wif abc n ажя, so dont wrry m8 k.
lingo wif 變態 n 변태 hav specific fonts or sum othr shet liek dat bro
but u cn uze ur own font fukr idk
also sum othr shet bout 2 fonts in 2 game diff idkf, but wat i kno iz it aint ovridabl or sumthin
Is your patch compatible with the demo/trial versions of the Touhou games?
thcrap fully supports all trial versions that were released during the time where it was in active development - that is, all Team Shanghai Alice games released since 
Double Dealing Character. Support for the trial versions of older games is still missing, though, as it just hasn't been a priority yet. While the configuration tool detects them, the basic technical support is still missing.
OI N00BS, WILL U FUKRS DO
git gud guides n spoulr txt files? txt files are sooo kawaii~~!!!!!11
omfg fuk no. soz 4 bad french but idk y. red dis fukr 2 undrstnd, or not if tl;dr
dat othr exe file dat cums wif mah downloded 2hu dat i nevr opun cuz its gud 4 nuffin?
4 sum reson ja. teh txt in dese r also dialogu liek in game fggt
黄昏酒場
OMFG Yes!!! Liek, UB is sooooo cool~!!!! Todally it's awesome!!! Isami is soooo kawaii~~!!1!! fufufu n Tenji, OMG his afro iz sooooo fukin awesome!!!!1!!! fufufu u cn, liek, get drunk n shit!!! Todalliee~~!!! u, liek, fly around n shet n shoot choppies @ drinks n grub n shit, liek, n u cn, liek, OMG todallie VOMIT liek, OMG soooo fukin awesome!!1!!! fufufufu OMG deres, liek, a cute lil pop-up pirate dat throws knifes n shet, like, fufufu, OMG SOOOOO FUKIN AWESOME !"!!!1 TODALLLIES!!!111!
--♥♥Hecatia♥♥
dose non shuten game?
idfk wats happning wif th7.5, 10.5 n 12.3 bro, but teh admins sed dey look @ dis shit after takin sum wed n shit. i thinx its cuz remi cant go outside n shit
=Teh sister project?
fuk yeah m8! Seihou iz da best! but fuk me it aint pop enuff, so if want uz 2 start hcking dese sweet gmaes fggt, den u bettr strt fukin votin!
but omfg twat teh 3rd gmae Banshiryuu iz fukin bllcks dude, i mean it iz srsly crap bro. thcrap aint gunna spprt dat shit cuz itz a fukin trainwreck m8. herez an exact copypasta of thwiki's opinion on it:
Banshiryuu, the third instalment of the series, is sometimes viewed in a negative light by some, classifying it as more of a fangame with no importance compared to the previous instalments. There are various reasons for this: VIVIT-r isn't the original VIVIT, ZUN had no involvement, the music, or it's characters that débuted in this game.
Dat shud gif u enuff 2 think about on teh shite gmae. rlly, itz fukin crap
also u herd of teh theory dat SEihou World iz sumhow connectd 2 giensokyah, cause u hav 
=le Windows 98?
fukoff n00b
dat oldr pc rivling IBM or sum shit goin off in 90s jpn?
u mean teh PC-98 wanker fggt,
EVERY 2HU FAN MUST KNOW OF TEH PC-98, ITZ TRADITN N SHIT
oui luv 2 doo teh pc98!!!!!!!!!! but honestly idfk wtfs happening. orignnly, thcrap waz gettin spprt of xJeePx or sumthin, but he finishd hackin pc98 other dank weed n stuf, n he went 4 a trip 2 makai n nevr returnd. u see a "All doubts about ReC98 have been removed" in teh site notice? sum shits bin happenin 4 months on tryna hack teh pc versn of snes, so u bettr b thankful summthins goin off mufrfukr.
gay 2hu gmaes dat shud b officializd by zun?
fuk nos
admins @ thcrap aint gunna waste time wif 2hu hentai, supr marisa world, thmufr, ctc, moedan, mugen, marine benefic, 2hu football, pokemon 2hu n all othr shit liek dat. howevr, oui WILL spprt eny fngme if u provide teh code!
teh code we expect iz so fukin hard 2 learn idf undrstnd eny of it ykno im so fukn hi rite now. sumthin about "injection"? i think they want u to inject crack in2 2hus n shit.
My own fan game?
No problem. This wiki provides text translations in both the JSON format used in our existing patches (example), or in gettext .po format (example, right-click to save with the correct file name). You can then use this data in any way you wish, either as a part of your asset pipeline, or by automatically downloading these client-side, as in thcrap.
Please contact us on 
Discord or 
Facebook to organize the process.
However, please keep the following in mind:
- Both your original text and the translations will have to be licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-ShareAlike 4.0 International, and will be freely readable on this webpage.
- While our site can provide translations for images, please try to keep the amount of those at a minimum, as image translation is typically rather time-consuming.
anythinz zun haz touchd?
omg lololol iz zun ur senpai?? thcrap iz 4 real 2hus b zun, not fngames n othr bollcks zun may've touched upon fggt!
dat zed, MiMG wuld b an awesum game 2 spprt, SHINKIIIIIZ IN DAT GAME!!!!!!!!! N HER THEME WAS COMPSD B ZUUUUUNNN!!!! #shinki
non-2hu?
fuk me dats a ton of work. who dafuq wanna try n translate EVERY FUKIN SINGLE JAPANESE GAME N MAKE THCRAP RECOGNISE EM?!?!? bro, that's verry deep shit, n seems liek a lot of work. u'd really hav 2 quit ur job or ur plazment @ uni if u wanna spend a lot of shit time doing dat crap m8
in fact fuk it thcrap shud bcum "Hentai Patch Center" n focus purely on generl hentai n shit
k thx 4 rdin bye