Reisen Udongein Inaba's moon adventure

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Reisen	#0@34gams on with me mates nao.
	Seiran enters
???	#0@102fuk me.
	<Boss title>
Seiran	#0@144raisin hell bout to rais sum hell amirite ther?
Reisen	#0@152ya kno et blud, ben 11 years sinc me last sho
Seiran	#0@160well im gunna be wipin the floor with som faggets
	♪ bunny no.1 them
Seiran	#0@168AND U HERE HAPPIN TO BE A FAGGET IM HERE TO MALLET SO LEMME DO SO.
	Seiran defeated
Seiran	#1@34fuk me, ur really gunna go do dis shit huh?
Reisen	#1@42ya kno it mate. with me dank weed i ad.
Reisen	#1@50it’ll be nuff for me to go an flip the fukn guvana’s nao.
Seiran	#1@58"ground contrl to majr tom!" "the faggets are goin apeshit nd uprisin!"
Reisen	#1@66ye go an tel all the fuks bout me rite nao eh? grass
Reisen	#1@74tiem to knok sum bloks.

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Reisen	#0@34fuk me them moriya sods think they own all dis cockin land?
	Ringo enters
???	#0@102Baaaack off boogaloo!~
	<Boss title>
Ringo	#0@144I said, baaack off boogaloo!~
Reisen	#0@152mate ur singin won't change me mind at all
Ringo	#0@160wel fuk me if it aint reisen. been awhile ain't it?
Ringo	#0@168so how about my taste in music? guy is pretty great ain't he?
Reisen	#0@176youve been playin that cripe ove ye ears all the bloody time ya talk thru em.
Reisen	#0@184aftr all that i’ve fukn gained a brits voice box so turn it off.
	♪ bunny no.2 them
Ringo	#0@192well to fukn bad ther m8 its my music nd mine to listen to
Ringo	#0@200also seiran said ur a fag we need to take car of so ye
	Ringo defeated
Reisen	#1@34now stop that bloody music nao an also lemme git goin to the bloody moon!
Reisen	#1@42oh and tell them moriya twats to sod off
Ringo	#1@50ehh just fuk this whol earth thing.
Ringo	#1@58lemme jus go to a bar somwher an just lax.
Reisen	#1@66now then to the fukn guvana bout dis cripe an go ome in time for tea.
Ringo	#1@74old on wait an lemme spill some beans.
Ringo	#1@82some crazy person is havin all us do this purifyin thing
Ringo	#1@90the shit u remembr bein ther aint ther no mor cuz of all this new shit
Reisen	#1@98fuck..

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Reisen	#0@34bloody hell man you think ther’d be a maccas on this high way now wouldnt ye?
	Doremy Sweet enters
???	#0@102welcome to mcdonalds.
	<Boss title>
Doremy	#0@140would u liek to ordr a fuk off meal xtra lrge?
Doremy	#0@148but rlly fuk off ur not wantd here at all so go or sum shit
Reisen	#0@156oh shit a baka... wait a tad here.
Reisen	#0@164dont ya av otha things to do otha than fuk aroun with me?
Doremy	#0@172look shit aint fukn gold 4 me ethr so u bes fukn comply or ur gun be rekt
Doremy	#0@180besids u kno i hav sum fukn annoyin nonspells to fuk u up an gam ovr u.
Reisen	#0@188y’know i git the idea sum gitt is tryin to set me up fa sum bloody shit.
Reisen	#0@196welp only way to git thru dis is ta let me lead rip at ya
	♪ dream eater song
Doremy	#0@204oh my fukn god ye coldve jst sai sumthin bettr than that shet.
Doremy	#0@212eithr way imma fukn sen u sleepin bak at ur pellit box nd ur gun stink up.
	Doremy Sweet defeated
Reisen	#1@34look i dun giv two bloody cripes bout ur bloody dream eatin shit n stuff.
Reisen	#1@42now sod off an go get a cheeky nandos or somethin.
Doremy	#1@50hte fuk?
Doremy	#1@58wuts a cheeki nado nd hte fuk shud i think a goin ther nd getin somthin?
Doremy	#1@66also ur preti diffrnt frm hte buns that plop alon tis highway
Doremy	#1@74liek u ain bein a lil shi gettin crunk n 420 blazin thru here.
Reisen	#1@82i fuken had sum wed befor i took off from the mistresses place.
Reisen	#1@90taht and me fukn buissness will go in flames if this bloody hell continues.
Doremy	#1@98well the moon is fukn rainin down on gensokyo claimin fags.
Doremy	#1@106thou sumthin bout ur tiem on urf mad u a bit diffrnt
Doremy	#1@114liek sum people mite com up to u nd call u impure all ovr the fukn place.
Doremy	#1@122so ets gun be a gud tiem with u goin wtf nd shet
Doremy	#1@130but hte fuk do i kno i was givn thes scripts round to fukn trial versn
Doremy	#1@138rite well ill try n find out hte fuk this cheeki m’nando is.

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Reisen	#0@34da fuk mate?!
Reisen	#0@42'ow come tha capital is like dis?
Reisen	#0@50Any guvanna's 'round care to spill the beans?
	Sagume Kishin enters
Reisen	#0@152oi! lord kishin! the bloomin hell is goin on?
	<Boss title>
Sagume	#0@160the fuck now?
Sagume	#0@168didn't everyone go over to the fake lunar capital just now?
Reisen	#0@176My mom keeps taking pics of me and I'm hungry ;-; HELP ME MOM!
Reisen	#0@184so the 'ell ahr people sleepin in the dream world?
Sagume	#0@192i dunno if i should say
Sagume	#0@200i mean with some of the stuff i blurted out awhile ago
Sagume	#0@208i'd really need to think of the words.
Reisen	#0@216blud. yer talken so much rite now it's neah ubsurd.
Reisen	#0@224i'm 'ere hopin' that me eahs dun pop off.
Sagume	#0@232wait you're that rabbit that ran away from that war aren't you?
	♪ one winged angle gurl vershun
Sagume	#0@240fucking hell reisen, i told you to get me a ghost pen that day!
Sagume	#0@248because i had important stuff to do with ghost damn it!
Sagume	#0@256i need to give a little payback for what happened then!
	Sagume Kishin defeated
Sagume	#1@34i really should watch my fucking mouth.
Sagume	#1@42well considering yagokoro sent you all the way here maybe you can help
Sagume	#1@50by being the one that saaaaaves the mooooon
Reisen	#1@58fucken 'ell m8 why just me an' not the ovahs?
Sagume	#1@66do you even remember how moon rabbits work on stuff in general?
Reisen	#1@74piss.
Sagume	#1@82anyway these things have been really fucking annoying us as of late
Sagume	#1@90like holy shit they scream nonsensical things like no tomorrow
Sagume	#1@98that and we're can't do diddle squat because of how signify life.
Sagume	#1@106which was why we were gonna kill every 2hu in gensokyo
Reisen	#1@114OI! YE KNO I'MMA 2HU RITE? BLOOMIN 'ECK THINK FIRST SAGGIT!
Reisen	#1@122en ta think 'bout et. yer a 2hu yerself blud.
Sagume	#1@130we only fucking played cave games before we were even heard of.
Sagume	#1@138also like i told the buns that they were gonna make land of a luxury hotel.
Reisen	#1@146bloody 'ell mate you guvanna bloks ar jus the pits sumtimes.
Reisen	#1@154now why yer tellin' me all dis?
Sagume	#1@162if ya remember my ability i can change fate just by saying things
Sagume	#1@170only in the opposite way tough so it kinda sucks dick sometimes.
Sagume	#1@178anyway i want you to shit on this person who currently is shitting on us
Sagume	#1@186because of you reek in that impure smell from falling down to earth
Sagume	#1@194like fucking hell it reeks so bad you can pretty much go to her.
Reisen	#1@202wow rude much there blud?
Reisen	#1@210anyway me bloody mistresses sur' ar' insistive un makin peeps do shit
Reisen	#1@218especially with 'ow they probs knew bout dis shit
Sagume	#1@226anyway i just fucking doomed us moving into gensokyo.
Sagume	#1@234so now you better 1cc this game otherwise we kinda fucked ourselves
Reisen	#1@242i'm stronk and got me three free lives on me. consida et dun.
Reisen	#1@250by 'ook or by crook.
Sagume	#1@258literally that line was perfect for how things are panning out for you
Sagume	#1@266now stage five is very simple stage to go throu- SHIT I DID IT AGAIN!

Fith Stag

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	Clownpiece enters
???	#2@50WELCOME TO OFFICIAL SOIL OF 'MERRICAAA, FUCK YEAH!
???	#2@180C'MON MY PATRIOTS! WE MUST SHOW THIS COMMUNIST PIG WHOS THE BIG BOYS ARE AROUND HERE!
???	#2@330I CAN SUCK THREE DICKS AND SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AT THE SAME TIME!
	Clownpiece exits
Reisen	#0@34piss these fairies are fucken annoying.
Reisen	#0@42but bloomin' 'ell dees little shits are stoppin the guvannas?
Reisen	#0@50i mean fairies ah reekin' of tha' impure stench but bloody really?
Reisen	#0@58i mean shit ye think a cuppa shots from a piss weak p shoota wud-
Reisen	#0@66'old on a tick
Reisen	#0@74'OW'D FAIRIES GIT ON THA BLEEDIN MOON?! holy shit bruh!
	Clownpiece enters
???	#0@172HEY BRUTHRRRR
???	#0@180ARE YOU HERE TO HELP YOUR FELLOW USA CIVILIANS?
???	#0@188PLEASE SIGN UP TODAY!
Reisen	#0@196sod off clown!
Reisen	#0@204ye propaganda is makin evryones eahs bleed.
Reisen	#0@212i mean ye'd shuddap if the bloody guvannas weren't so piss scared of ye.
???	#0@220WELL TOUGH LUCK COMMIE!
	<Boss title>
Clownpiece	#0@228THIS IS USA SOIL AROUND THESE PARTS AND NOT ANY POMPADOUR SOIL IN SIGHT!
Clownpiece	#0@236YOUR THE OPPOSITION PREVENTING OUR LAND OF THE BRAVE AND FREE!
Clownpiece	#0@244AND AS OF THAT WE MUST LIBERATE YOUR RIGHT ON THE SPOT BRUTHURRR!
Reisen	#0@252pissin' 'ell ye just blurt out whateva ye fookin please don't ye?
	♪ crazy murica fairy song
Clownpiece	#0@260WE AMERICANS WILL BRING THE ENTIRE WORLD TOGETHER WITH OUR LIBERAL MEANS AND PROSPERITY!
Clownpiece	#0@268OUR ACTS WILL BE THE ONE WAY THE WORLD WILL FIND PEACE WITH EACH OTHER
Clownpiece	#0@276WHERE WE WILL RID OF COMMIES LIKE YOU AND LIVE IN A COMPLETE CAPITALIST SOCIETY!
	Clownpiece defeated
Clownpiece	#1@34AAAAAHHHH- shit.
Reisen	#1@42piss that wus some A class bullshet ye fookin unleashed ye sod.
Clownpiece	#1@50hold on a bit
Clownpiece	#1@58how'd you even manage to get near us let alone tolerate us?
Clownpiece	#1@66lunarians can't stand the type of patriotism i brought
Reisen	#1@74well i kinda ran 'way from some piss scary shet nd jus made home on 'rth
Clownpiece	#1@82shit out of all the things we thought we'd never think you'd do that thing.
Clownpiece	#1@90like holy shit lunarians do the most fucked up things to each other.
Reisen	#1@98any fooken way how 're ye that strong?
Clownpiece	#1@106well some lady with ghost tails gave me these american pamphlets and-
Reisen	#1@114fooken 'ell i dun wanna hea' this tripe sagat.
Reisen	#1@122tho how theh 're all bloomin annoyin these sods ah wud make evryone go insane.
Reisen	#1@130'ell i'd ratha teah off me eahs if i were still 'ere.
Reisen	#1@138these sods know 'ow te get on the guvannas and te lunarians nerves.
Clownpiece	#1@146hey would you ever purify again or some shit if you beat arms the magical kitsune?
Reisen	#1@154sod off
Reisen	#1@162them pricks wudn't purify me evn if all lif' un earth was fooken wasted.
Reisen	#1@170so i'm fukn used.
Reisen	#1@178all dis boomin time o' bein tha useless bun who dun do piss
Reisen	#1@186i'mma foken save me ol' home 'nd see what a fookin extra is like
Reisen	#1@194nao to tha ponce in question
Reisen	#1@202'oo tha fuk is she 'nd 'ow she manage to git you annoyin' shits here?
Reisen	#1@210cuz she gunna face me blud! the bun who gut a gud use nao!

Sth Stag

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	If u played on dankweed mode (or ur a fukn boss)
	Junko enters
???	#0@214Holy fucking shit.
???	#0@222They managed to find a use for their own kind after all.
Reisen	#0@260'bloomin 'ell are you?
	<Boss title>
Junko	#0@268I go by Junko.
Junko	#0@276And I'm pissed off my high score in Darius Gaiden was beaten by Chang'e.
Reisen	#0@284piss off ye did all dis becus sum lady beat ya score?
Junko	#0@292Well that and my family died that same day.
Junko	#0@300I swear Chang'e's husband is such an asshole!
Reisen	#0@308dun blame ye blud. lunarians ah definitly joiks sumtimes.
Reisen	#0@316'eres the thing tho.
Reisen	#0@324let'em hav their cave games n' shit liek that! it's theah lesure!
Reisen	#0@332no need ta be a pompus lil' shit 'bout it all.
Junko	#0@340Perhaps so. But then again they say the most frustrating things sometimes.
Junko	#0@348Not to mention how your form of speech has affected them.
Reisen	#0@356pissin' ell
Reisen	#0@364the accents all ringo's doin' anyway.
Reisen	#0@372eitha way ponce.
Reisen	#0@380YE GUNNA GIT REKT M8!!!!1!
	♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
Junko	#0@388I don't necessarily think I'll be getting wrecked at all, mate.
Junko	#0@396After all, you there, the one who's with this useless thing. Are probably fed up by now!
Junko	#0@404Oh my goodness if you made it through all of Touhou for you mode without even a death.
Junko	#0@412I will be sure to give you eternal restarts! Prepare to see your therapist!
	Junko defeated
	if u fuked up in 2 hu 4 u mode
	Junko enters
Junko	#1@214Holy fucking shit.
Junko	#1@222You've done so many suicides to get here.
Reisen	#1@260'bloomin 'ell are you?
	<Boss title>
Junko	#1@268I go by Junko.
Junko	#1@276And I'm pissed off my high score in Darius Gaiden was beaten by Chang'e.
Reisen	#1@284piss off ye did all dis becus sum lady beat ya score?
Junko	#1@292Well that and my family died that same day.
Junko	#1@300But anyway it seems you've lost so many lives just to get all the way here.
Junko	#1@308I mean you are a useless moon rabbit right?
Reisen	#1@316OI PISS OFF YE PONCE. i'm 'ere just ta beat ye.
Reisen	#1@324also i'm like an urth bun nao so yeh it's a rare acassion i'm 'ere.
Junko	#1@332I can't believe they would do such things to their own citizens.
Junko	#1@340Like with how they consider Earth the prison of impurities.
Junko	#1@348What hypocrites!
Reisen	#1@356but it wus-
	♪ Utter Pure Anger ~ You Are Fucked Now
Junko	#1@364But pity that you have just used up a whole lot of lives right now.
Junko	#1@372Considering how precise you have to be to dodge at this point you'll be bomb spamming.
Junko	#1@380And if you suck at death bombing it seems my victory is inevitable.
Junko	#1@388Chang'e will get so mad at how bad you are she'll come out to show you who's better!
Junko	#1@396Get ready for a game over mate!
	Junko defeated