The mystery in which Melissa follows her nose.
Written by Splashman.
Stage 1
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msg1.dat.jdiff
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Marisa
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#10@60 A'right, lessee what we got out here...
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Marisa
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#10@61 It's dark, it's creepy,
and somehow it smells like someune's havin' bad BBQ.
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Marisa
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#10@62 Don't tell me that Pa came all the way for a visit.
That'd be embarassin'.
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Marisa
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#10@63 Anyway, let's jus' follow my nose as always
and go find the smelly culprit.
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Rumia enters
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Rumia
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#10@103 Who're you calling smelly?!
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#10@104 Littlest Darkly
Blacky Shadows
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Marisa
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#10@104 Woah, here's the culprit? That was fast!
Hold on a sec, will ya? *sniff sniff*
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Rumia
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#10@105 Ew, get away from me you weirdo!
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Marisa
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#10@106 Hmm... nope, it's not comin' from you.
But ah do smell sumethin' from you... what is dat?
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♪ Lights On, Lights Off
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Rumia
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#10@107 I smell very nice, like darkness!
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Marisa
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#10@108 Darkness smells like rubber duckies?
Huh, who knew...?
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Rumia defeated
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Marisa
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#11@60 Ah, nothing beats a good ol' fashioned rubby ducky beatin'.
...ah mean, monstar huntin'.
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Marisa
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#11@60 But now let's follow that smell.
Cuz ah've got a nose like a bloodhound.
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Stage 2
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msg2.dat.jdiff
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Daiyousei enters
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Daiyousei defeated
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Marisa
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#10@60 Huh, preddy sure the smell was coming from over there,
but in this mizzle ah can't see a darned thang.
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Marisa
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#10@61 Ah well, nothing goes past this nose.
"Ah'm a bloodhound on the roaaaad~"
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Marisa
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#10@62 *sniff sniff*
Wait, whuzzat?
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Marisa
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#10@63 Could it be?
Izzat the... smell of villainy?!
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Cirno enters
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♪ Freezing Fairy
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#10@93 Freckly Freezer Fiend
Snowy Susie
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Cirno
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#10@93 AHAHAHAHA! That's right, it's me!
I'm the villain. I DID IT! (Whatever it was)
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Marisa
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#10@94 Great, that saves me some time.
So, what didya do?
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Cirno
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#10@95 Uh... you know. "That".
The villainy thing.
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Marisa
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#10@96 So, yer responsible for the bad BBQ smell around 'ere?
...ya do smell like popsicle, though.
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Cirno
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#10@97 That's right, it's my newest, greatest,
most heineous plan ever conceived! (heh heh she said "heiny")
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Marisa
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#10@98 Never heard that ya can BBQ a popsicle...
Bet let's give it a try!
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Cirno defeated
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Marisa
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#11@60 ...well, that didn't work.
Ew, now my hands're all sticky with molten popsicle.
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Marisa
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#11@61 Let's go ask the cafe over there for sum paper towel.
And bother them for a cold, caffeenated beverage.
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Stage 3
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msg3.dat.jdiff
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Hong Meiling enters
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???
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#12@60 Aia, customel is lude!
Fly away please! (das racis)
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Marisa
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#12@180 Hey, yer the rude one 'ere!
Ah jus asked for a coke.
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Hong Meiling exits
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Hong Meiling enters
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???
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#10@60 Customel go away, please.
We not open today.
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Marisa
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#10@61 Ye're closed today?
...could've told me that from the start.
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#10@63 Kickwando Guardian
Karate Karen
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Meiling
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#10@62 Ah... solly, I folgot to say.
See, I'm new at job.
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Marisa
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#10@64 New? Ah'm pretty sure I saw ya servin' this place before.
Didn't ya use to be a waitress?
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Meiling
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#10@65 Not anymole. Mistress got angly at me blaking things.
So now I guald place.
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Marisa
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#10@67 Ahh, so yer some kind of bouncer at this
high-fashioned establishment?
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Meiling
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#10@69 That's light.
Now go away.
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Marisa
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#10@70 Not 'till you fetch me an ice cold coke.
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Meiling
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#10@71 I told you, I'm the guald hele!
And coke hele is only selved hot, in tea cup.
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♪ Karatetaekwonkungfu Action
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Marisa
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#10@72 Say WHAAAA?!
HOT COKE?! How barbaric! (yay, jojo!)
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Meiling
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#10@74 ...customel no likey?
But is vely yummy and good against cold.
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Hong Meiling defeated
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Marisa
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#11@61 Looks like the smell is comin' around the back.
Good thing I'm a natural sneaker.
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Meiling
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#11@62 Customel, wait. No go there!
That's staff only ently!
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Stage 4
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msg4.dat.jdiff
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Koakuma enters
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Koakuma defeated
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Marisa
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#10@60 Woah!
Looks like I've hit the mother load here!
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Marisa
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#10@61 This is like the second biggest library
I've seen in mah whole life.
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Patchouli Knowledge enters
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♪ Miss Memory's Lovely Battle
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???
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#10@91 Second biggest?
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Marisa
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#10@92 Well there was this weird dream I've had once...
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#10@94 Book Master of Low Imagination
Mimosa Memory
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Patchouli
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#10@93 Please don't compare my proud collection to mere dreams.
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Marisa
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#10@95 Anyway, your library isn't too shabby either.
Beats mine by a mile at least. Literally.
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Patchouli
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#10@96 Why, thank you.
It's rare to see literate people these days.
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Marisa
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#10@97 Ya could use some light in 'ere, though.
Watcha readin' there anyway?
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Patchouli
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#10@98 This? Oh, this is nothing.
I just started re-reading some Jules Verne.
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Marisa
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#10@99 Who?
...oh, that French guy.
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Patchouli
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#10@100 Do you like novels too?
I'm sure you must've read everything by him.
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Marisa
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#10@101 Ehh, kinda.
Must be nice if ya like science fiction, but...
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Patchouli
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#10@102 Say, on a scale of ten Asimovs,
how would you rate 20 Leagues?
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Marisa
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#10@103 Listen, ah completely grew out of fiction a while ago.
Don't ya have any real science literature around ‘ere?
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Patchouli
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#10@104 ...academic section is in the back.
Wayyy in the back. Better bring a flash light with you.
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Patchouli Knowledge defeated
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Marisa
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#11@61 I'll be takin' this, and this one and...
Oh my GOSH, an original 1632 Galileo print!?
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Patchouli
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#11@62 ...take it, whatever.
I've got at least four of those.
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Stage 5
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msg5.dat.jdiff
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Sakuya Izayoi enters
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???
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#12@60 Aw geeeez, how did you get in here?!
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???
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#12@150 If this keeps up, I'll be late for baseball!
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Sakuya Izayoi exits
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Sakuya Izayoi enters
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???
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#10@60 You again?
Don't you get that we're closed today?
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Marisa
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#10@61 Yep, dat's what yer bouncer said too.
But ah'm not a customer anyway.
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Marisa
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#10@62 Ah just couldn't help but notice a
peculiar smell from this castle here...
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#10@65 Youth League Waitress
Iris Nightflower
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Sakuya
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#10@64 *sniff sniff*
...I don't smell anything.
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Marisa
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#10@66 Bullcrud, it smells like a bad BBQ out there!
And it's coming right from this 'ere restaurant!
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Sakuya
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#10@67 Oh, that?
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Sakuya
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#10@68 Never mind that.
That's nothing.
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Marisa
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#10@70 ...really.
Then why're ya closed today?
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Sakuya
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#10@70 I don't think that's any of your business now,
or is it?
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Marisa
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#10@72 Sure is, if yer causin' a heck of a smell out there.
What're ya tryin' to do? Make people not come here?
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Sakuya
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#10@73 If we did, it doesn't look like it's working.
Since you're here.
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Marisa
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#10@75 Well, ah'm a special case.
Ah'm like a bloodhound... who's found its target.
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Sakuya
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#10@76 In that case, I might just as well do my duty and
shoo out the stray doggy.
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Marisa
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#10@78 Heey, I'm not a stray!
You know how well-trained bloodhounds even are?!
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♪ the Tomboyish Cafe Song
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Sakuya
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#10@79 On second thought, since you're so interested in blood,
you might have some use for the mistress...?
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Sakuya
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#10@81 I've changed my mind.
You won't get away from me!
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Marisa
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#10@83 Uh... I wasn't planning to, but okay.
Wha'ddya want with me?
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Sakuya
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#10@85 I will test you whether you're suited to be mistresses'
new Vice-Chief waitress!
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Marisa
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#10@87 Huh? You wanna hire me?
Like, for a part-time job?
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Sakuya
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#10@89 Oh no, not exactly.
The job is... ETERNAL PART TIME!
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Sakuya Izayoi defeated
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Marisa
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#13@61 Pheww, you sure know how to pack a punch,
unlike that ex-waitress bouncer of yours.
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Sakuya
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#13@62 Now you understand how tough a waitresses job is.
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Marisa
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#13@64 Sure do.
Oh well, better quit while I still can.
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Sakuya
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#13@65 Really?
Ugh, there goes my temporary staff...
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Bad Ending #2
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- If playing on Normal or a higher difficulty level
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Marisa
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#11@61 ...so am I hired now?
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Sakuya
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#11@63 That didn't go as I planned.
Oh well, follow me...
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Stage 6
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msg6.dat.jdiff
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Sakuya Izayoi enters
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Sakuya
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#12@60 Hold on, I was supposed to lead you to the kitchen,
not directly to the mistresses' bedroom!
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Marisa
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#12@150 Wait, what?
But it smells like my grampa's soggy old boots in 'ere!
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Sakuya Izayoi defeated
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Marisa
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#10@60 This is definitely it.
This is where the smell's comin' from.
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Marisa
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#10@61 And here I thought it'd lead me to the kitchen,
but now it looks like I have'ta intrude on some young lady's privacy.
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Remilia Scarlet enters
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#10@243 Southern Scarlet Moon
Remi O'Hara
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Remilia
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#10@242 Quite so... and since you're so interested in the smells,
oi have caught yours the moment you stepped inside our cafe.
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Marisa
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#10@244 ...I took a shower just this mornin' tho.
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Remilia
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#10@245 You reek of lowly birth.
...Like peasantry.
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Remilia
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#10@246 And cattle.
How well fitting for a human like you.
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Marisa
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#10@248 I'll have ya know,
farmin' is one tough and honest work!
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Marisa
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#10@249 Well, not that I care about that stuff anymore,
since I'm in the magic business now, but whatever.
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Marisa
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#10@250 Anyway!
About that smell!
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Marisa
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#10@251 Ye're gonna tell me right now,
what the heck is going on in this so-called cafe of yours!!
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Remilia
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#10@253 ...
Garlic Burgers.
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Marisa
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#10@254 Say wha?
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Remilia
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#10@256
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Marisa
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#10@258
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Remilia
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#10@259
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Marisa
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#10@261
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Remilia
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#10@263
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Remilia
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#10@264
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Marisa
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#10@265
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♪ The Head of the O'Hara Cafe
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Remilia
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#10@266
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Marisa
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#10@267
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Marisa
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#10@268
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Remilia
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#10@270
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Remilia
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#10@271
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Marisa
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#10@273
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Remilia
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#10@274
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Remilia
Marisa
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#10@275
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Remilia Scarlet defeated
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Bad Ending #2
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- If player didn't continue
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Marisa-A ➜ Ending #5
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Marisa-B ➜ Ending #6
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